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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s autobiography Total Recall hit bookstores today, revealing new details of the Austrian actor’s many sordid affairs.

The 65-year old admitted to making love to some of Hollywood’s elite, perhaps most shockingly former co-star Danny DeVito.

“We met on the set of Twins in 1988,” Schwarzenegger recalled. “He was resistant to my charms, but I was able to overpower him.”

The former Governor of California told OMGG.com that he still dreams of reuniting with the 4’11″ actor one day.

“My fans don’t realize this, but I began sleeping with my maid because her body reminded me of his,” Schwarzenegger said, before letting out his signature line. “I’ll be back…inside of Danny one day soon.”

Anne Hathaway married actor Adam Shulman this weekend, but is their romance a case of mistaken identity?

“Up until this morning, she thought he was Ryan Gosling,” revealed Hathaway’s close friend Kate Hudson. “She’s completely devastated.”

Sources say Shulman picked up the Les Misérables star at a New York City nightclub in 2008 by telling her he was “that guy from The Notebook.”

Before she agreed to film a topless scene for her upcoming film The Canyons, Lindsay Lohan famously asked the crew to strip down to their underwear.

On the set of Scary Movie 5 today, the 26-year old took things a step further.

LiLo refused to read her lines until everyone on set stripped naked, claiming it would help her embody the challenging character à la Daniel Day-Lewis.

“If the movie ends up being terrible, don’t blame me,” director Malcolm D. Lee told OMGG.com. “It was distracting shooting Lindsay’s scenes with the lighting guy’s balls in my face.”

For weeks, the tabloids have been pointing out Kate Middleton’s weight gain.

But is the Duchess of Cambridge’s noticeable new bump a bun in the oven, or just too many Cinnabons?

The 30-year old told OMGG.com she’s not sure if she’s pregnant or just getting fat, but either way she’s glad it’s taken peoples’ minds off her topless photos.

“It’s nice to see magazines finally printing a story about me that isn’t controversial,” Middleton told OMGG.com. “That trend should continue, because if I’m pregnant, I’m 99% sure that William is the father.”

Just days after Lindsay Lohan complained via Twitter that Amanda Bynes hadn’t been jailed for her multiple hit-and-runs, LiLo was arrested for ramming a pedestrian with her car in New York City.

“Karma’s a bitch…kind of like Lindsay,” Bynes told OMGG.com in an exclusive interview. “She’s nuts if she thinks I’ll ever end up in jail.”

Sadly, the former Nickelodeon star was imprisoned just 15 minutes later for driving her Ford Fusion into an elementary school.

“Amanda’s going to regret all her trash talking next time she uses the exercise yard,” Lohan tweeted this afternoon. “I just gave (fellow inmate) Shaun White a dime bag to take her out with a toothbrush shiv.”