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According to Scientology’s creator, 75 million years ago the head of the Galactic Federation was an extraterrestrial named Xenu. He brought “beings” to this planet whose spirits infest bodies here on earth.

OMGG.com has learned that Katie Holmes is now on Xenu’s sh#tlist.

Ever since the actress filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, an Operating Thetan Level VI*, L. Ron Hubbard’s alien posse has been following Holmes and her daughter Suri through the streets of New York.

“I can’t believe Tom would let these space creatures terrify our family,” Holmes told us. “I haven’t been this repulsed by something he’s done since Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.”

*Or in layman’s terms, “Douchebag”

Alec Baldwin’s nuptials turned ugly over the weekend when the actor mistook his wedding photographer for the paparazzi.

The 54-year old has had several run-ins with photojournalists in the past, and quickly apologized for losing his temper after spotting the flashing bulbs.

Tina Fey, who was on hand to support her 30 Rock co-star, told OMGG.com that Alec wasn’t the only Baldwin brother to assume the paps had infiltrated the wedding.

“Billy spent the entire reception posing, trying to get noticed,” said Fey. “I overheard him bragging to his date that he was going to be on TMZ.”

Rumors are swirling about the imminent release of the iPhone 5, which insiders say will feature a redesigned case and wider screen.

But before he passed away, Steve Jobs said he had already finished working on iPhones 6 – 10.

“The iPhone 7 will work as a contraceptive,” the Apple co-founder announced in 2010. “iPhone 9 will likely put an end to childhood obesity.”

OMGG.com reporters caught up with Mac fanboy Graham McCall, who was already camped outside the Beverly Center store in Los Angeles. The 26-year old engineer told us he’s impressed with all the proposed changes, but he dreams of the day when they build an iPhone that actually gets reception in major U.S. cities.

Is Sherlyn a “sure thing”?

The sexiest Bollywood actress of all time recently posed for Playboy, becoming the first Indian covergirl in the magazine’s history.

OMGG.com has a first look at what this pioneer poser might look like in the nude.

Channing Tatum is used to hearing women scream with excitement when he takes off his shirt.

But on the TODAY show Wednesday, the Magic Mike actor received a much colder reception after removing his pants.

The 32-year old told OMGG.com the errant publicity stunt is already hurting his career.

“I was supposed to start filming Kindergarten Cop 2 in July,” Tatum said. “They had to pull the plug, unfortunately, because I’m now a registered sex offender.”