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Now that she’s of legal age, Courtney Stodden can’t wait to vote make her first porno.

Unfortunately, OMGG.com has learned that Stodden’s 52-year old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, is against it.

“He is so old-fashioned,” the 18-year old told us. “Last year, he yelled at me for turning his coat closet into a meth lab!”

If she can’t convince her man to let her make dirty movies, she says there are plenty of other options.

“A friend once told me I can be anything I put my mind to,” the blonde bombshell said. “Unfortunately, my mind doesn’t work that good, so I’ll probably just be a stripper.”

Labor Day is a public holiday, held in honor of working people on the first Monday in September.

This weekend, OMGG.com salutes all the out-of-work actors in Hollywood. We wish them the best of luck finding employment soon.

Lorenzo Dominic LaValle is the sexiest little meatball in town.

OMGG.com has learned that the world’s most famous infant has been charming the diapers off all the Jersey toddlers.

Snooki says she can’t believe how charming her little man is just 72 hours after birth.

“Lorenzo has been getting more fan mail than me,” the 24-year old told us. “Even JWoww told me she has a little crush on him.”

Matthew McConaughey’s drastic weight loss has his loved ones concerned.

“Matthew suffers from something called ‘Body Dysmorphic Disorder’,” said his best friend Randy Cranston. “He says he can’t watch Magic Mike because he looks obese.”

Sadly, the 42-year old told OMGG.com he refuses to consume another calorie until his six-pack abs vanish.

“I’ve never understood my fans’ obsession with those,” McConaughey told us. “Whenever I look in the mirror, all I see are six little blobs of fat on my stomach.”

Less than a week after Prince Harry’s nude Vegas romp, the Queen was photographed driving a pimped-out Range Rover while wearing a hoodie.

“The entire family has gone completely mad,” complained 91-year old Prince Philip. “Just this morning, I discovered that Charles and Camilla have matching tramp stamps.”

The Duke of Edinburgh told us his family’s wild behavior has him so distraught that he’s thinking about moving out of Buckingham Palace.

“Homeboy needs to chillax,” the suddenly-hip Queen Elizabeth told OMGG.com. “If Philip doesn’t stop complaining, Her Majesty is gonna have to slap a bitch.”