Obama Agrees to Defend Amanda Bynes in Court

Amanda Bynes, worried she might get jail time for driving while intoxicated and sideswiping a police car, reached out to an unlikely source for help yesterday.

The Easy A actress tweeted the President of the United States, asking him to “fire” the officer who arrested her.

Not surprisingly, the commander-in-chief was quick to respond.

“I signed an executive order this afternoon…the entire LAPD has been let go, effective immediately,” Obama told OMGG.com. “With the country in such good shape, ensuring Amanda’s happiness has become my top priority.”