Lindsay Lohan Finds New Liver on Facebook

When Mark Zuckerberg asked organ donors to identify themselves on Facebook, many wondered what he planned to do with that information.

In an exclusive interview with OMGG.com today, the founder of the world’s most popular social networking site explained himself.

“I’ve started a new business, harvesting healthy organs for the super-rich,” Zuckerberg told us. “The profit margins are simply incredible.”

The 27-year-old entrepreneur told us his clientele includes politicians, royalty and a slew of celebrities.

“Lindsay Lohan purchased a new liver and Snoop Dogg really needed some healthier lungs,” said the billionaire. “And some great news — Kim Kardashian just put down a deposit on a fully-functioning brain.”