Jewel Thief Lindsay Lohan Will Do Anything to Stay in the News

The owner of a Hollywood Hills mansion says that his expensive jewelry went missing after Lindsay Lohan came over for an all-night shindig on Sunday.

“Look, you don’t invite me to a house party and expect an incident-free evening,” the 26-year old told investigators. “Sometimes I snag a ring or two, other times I’ll throw up in your toaster.”

Lohan’s assistant, Melinda Osgood, told OMGG.com that the homeowner should chalk this one up to “lesson learned.”

“Lindsay isn’t exactly the ideal houseguest,” Osgood said. “Last time she came over to my place, she made a sex tape with my boyfriend while I was in the bathroom.”