Lindsay Lohan Goes on SNL to Prove She Still Can’t Act

Critics have argued that alcohol and drug abuse have affected Lindsay Lohan’s once-promising career.

As host of Saturday Night Live this weekend, the actress proved it was simply a lack of talent.

From her opening monologue, the Freaky Friday star’s SNL performance was full of awkward pauses and stale, poorly-delivered lined.

“I just wanted to apologize to any heroin addicts I may have offended with my past comments,” said D.A.R.E. spokesman Nick Martino, who for years has been one of Lohan’s most outspoken critics. “Until recently, I’d assumed drugs were responsible for Lindsay’s downward spiral.”