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Earlier this week, Rush Limbaugh told his listeners that The Dark Knight Rises is anti-Mitt Romney.

He claims that Bane, the newest Batman film’s villain, is eerily similar to Bain Capital, the financial firm Romney founded before outsourcing thousands of American jobs to boost profits.

But that’s not the only instance of the movie mirroring the 2012 election, said the bloated conservative talk show host.

“Just like Mitt, Bruce Wayne is a cocky billionaire with slicked back hair,” Limbaugh told OMGG.com. “You really don’t root for him until he turns into an all-black superhero that young people respect.”

Penn State officials are still undecided about whether or not to take down a statue of Joe Paterno.

“It’s true that Paterno helped cover up child sex allegations against his longtime friend Mr. Sandusky,” a university administrator told OMGG.com. “But the real question is, did his sculpture withhold any information?”

Thirteen-year old Timmy Harbaugh has accused the bronze Paterno likeness of being an accomplice.

“If you look closely, you’ll notice the statue is quite rusty,” said Harbaugh. “That’s because it used to be the lookout while Jerry was showering with us.”

Former Google executive Marissa Mayer was recently hired to revamp Yahoo, and the 37-year old is already turning things around.

“Failure to keep up with technology is the reason we’re struggling,” the young CEO told OMGG.com. “The first thing I did when I got here was sign all of our employees up for Gmail accounts.”

Mayer’s changes to the search engine’s corporate culture hasn’t been well-received by some employees, who are notoriously stuck in their ways.

“Is it even legal for a woman to be CEO?” asked longtime Yahoo engineer Rudy Benson. “I’d look it up, but unfortunately Netscape Navigator is down again.”