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In the midst of the team’s historic September collapse, three Boston Red Sox starting pitchers drank Coors Light in the dugout during games, according to media reports.

“That’s a rumor, and those kind of lies can ruin a man’s reputation,” former World Series MVP Josh Beckett told OMGG.com. “I’d be willing to swear on a stack of bibles that we drank nothing but Guinness.”

The Red Sox, who blew a nine-game Wild Card lead in the season’s final month, say there’s no connection between their losing streak and the team’s mandatory pre-game cocktails.

Lefty Jon Lester, who gave up eight runs in two and two-thirds innings during a September 24th loss to the Yankees, says the flip cup he played moments before the National Anthem actually helped his pitching.

“I felt great on the mound,” recalls Lester. “My only regret that day was calling (home plate umpire Dan) Iassogna a whore.”

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back in the news, but for once it isn’t due to a probation violation.

A People Magazine report has surfaced accusing Lohan of “having terrible teeth.”

OMGG.com tracked down Dr. Alastair Pitfield, Lindsay’s London-born oral surgeon who moved to Beverly Hills after being barred from the UK by The British Dental Association.

“There are many causes for Lindsay’s rotting teeth, including her poor diet and failure to floss,” Dr. Pitfield told us. “But the biggest factor is definitely all the crack smoking.”

Christopher Howard Chaney, the man arrested for hacking into the phones of some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, admitted this morning that he was responsible for OMGG.com being down the past few days.

Chaney, who found and released nude photos of Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens through his illegal activity, says taking down OMGG.com for 48 hours is ultimately what he’ll be remembered for.

“It’s my magnum opus,” Chaney told CNN.com. “It makes all the prison sex I’m about to endure worthwhile.”