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The Broncos truly are Tim Tebow’s team.

Denver’s Executive Vice President of Football Operations, John Elway, announced today that the godly gunslinger will be the only man on the 53-man roster for Sunday’s game against the Chicago Bears.

“Our record without Tim Tebow as a starter is 1-3, but we are 6-1 with him,” explained head coach John Fox. “The rest of the team has proven itself useless.”

OMGG.com caught up with Tebow, who said he has no plans to stop winning.

“I might be playing by myself, but I won’t be alone,” explained the quarterback. “God is the only teammate I’ll ever truly need.”

Despite being one of five teams with a single loss, Alabama edged out Oklahoma State in the final round of BCS voting Sunday and will play top-ranked LSU in the Allstate National Championship Game.

But OMGG.com investigators have learned that Barney, the BCS computer ultimately responsible for deciding which teams get to play in New Orleans on January 9th, is a Crimson Tide alumni.

NCAA President Mark Emmert admitted it was a mistake to leave the championship game up to an out-of-date PC, and announced that next season’s champion will be determined by something fair, like a playoff series.

“I had a feeling the system was rigged all along,” irate Stanford coach David Shaw said upon hearing the news. “I’ve never trusted machines, not even my iPad.”

After last night’s lopsided loss to the lowly Seattle Seahawks, the preseason favorite Philadelphia Eagles’ record now stands at a pathetic 4-8.

“People say we’re underachieving, but all the haters out there are just motivating us,” said Philly running back LeSean McCoy. “I bet people stop talking trash when we win the Super Bowl in February.”

The Eagles began the year especially confident after signing a plethora of free agents this offseason, including superstar cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, defensive lineman Jason Babin and backup quarterback Vince Young.

“It’s true that mathematically we’ve been eliminated from the postseason,” Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid told OMGG.com. “Luckily, the game is played on the football field, not some math class.”

Ndamukong Suh announced yesterday that he’ll fight the suspension he received for stepping on a Green Bay Packers player during a Thanksgiving day game.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell wants to teach Suh a lesson by sitting him for two games, a move that would not only leave a huge void in the Detroit Lions’ defense, but cost the star All-Pro defensive tackle nearly $200,000.

Suh told OMGG.com that not only will he fight the suspension, he’ll get revenge by roughing up Goodell’s 11-year old nephew, Henry.

“Skeptics will call me a bully for taking out my anger on a kid,” explained Suh. “Unfortunately, I’d face a lifetime suspension if I beat up the commissioner, so my hands are tied.”

It’s official, former Florida Gators head coach Urban Meyer has inked a deal to lead the Ohio State football program next season. But he won’t be going alone.

Former Heisman winner Tim Tebow announced he’s leaving the NFL to reunite in Columbus with his college mentor.

“I’ll be quarterbacking the Buckeyes in 2012,” Tebow confirmed this afternoon. “I miss the old college days, when no one cared about my weak arm or inability to read a defense…it was all about winning.”

Tebow, who has miraculously led the lowly Denver Broncos to four straight victories, sadly isn’t eligible to return to college under longstanding rules.

UPDATE: OMGG.com has just learned that the NCAA Infractions Committee unanimously voted to make a one-time exception for the pious quarterback!