Delusional Eagles Still Consider Themselves “Dream Team”

After last night’s lopsided loss to the lowly Seattle Seahawks, the preseason favorite Philadelphia Eagles’ record now stands at a pathetic 4-8.

“People say we’re underachieving, but all the haters out there are just motivating us,” said Philly running back LeSean McCoy. “I bet people stop talking trash when we win the Super Bowl in February.”

The Eagles began the year especially confident after signing a plethora of free agents this offseason, including superstar cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, defensive lineman Jason Babin and backup quarterback Vince Young.

“It’s true that mathematically we’ve been eliminated from the postseason,” Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid told OMGG.com. “Luckily, the game is played on the football field, not some math class.”