Out-of-Control Suh Steals Lunch Money From Goodell’s Nephew

Ndamukong Suh announced yesterday that he’ll fight the suspension he received for stepping on a Green Bay Packers player during a Thanksgiving day game.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell wants to teach Suh a lesson by sitting him for two games, a move that would not only leave a huge void in the Detroit Lions’ defense, but cost the star All-Pro defensive tackle nearly $200,000.

Suh told OMGG.com that not only will he fight the suspension, he’ll get revenge by roughing up Goodell’s 11-year old nephew, Henry.

“Skeptics will call me a bully for taking out my anger on a kid,” explained Suh. “Unfortunately, I’d face a lifetime suspension if I beat up the commissioner, so my hands are tied.”