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Thinking he’d be more marketable as a wholesome, Christian athlete, Tim Tebow’s parents decided to hide their son’s dark secret. He’s Jewish.

Tebow, real name Tim Tebowitz, came clean today at the Denver Broncos’ training facility, where the 24-year old was busy preparing for his first playoff game.

“The torah teaches us to ‘guard your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceitfully’,” the quarterback told OMGG.com. “I learned that at my Bar Mitzvah.”

If the Broncos defy the odds and somehow make the Super Bowl, Tebow will have a tough decision to make.

“February 5th is Tu B’Shevat, a Jewish holiday that marks the beginning of a ‘New Year for Trees’,” Rabbi Goldstein, Tebow’s mentor, explained. “It is recommended that men take that day off from work.”

Serena Williams recently said she doesn’t like playing tennis because she isn’t a fan of working out.

The former top-ranked player in the world, already straddling the “athletic bulk/kind of a fatty” line, will presumably become a blimp when she decides to retire.

Williams told OMGG.com that just because she hates physical activity, doesn’t mean she is giving up on sports altogether.

“When my tennis career is over, I’ll pursue my true passion,” said the two-time Olympic gold medalist. “Competitive eating.”

Ever wonder how David Beckham can kick a soccer ball with such pinpoint precision?

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While vacationing in the Dominican Republic this week, paparazzi caught the English footballer working on his accuracy by attempting to hit the tiniest of targets…his wife’s bum.

Victoria, who has come under fire for losing too much weight after giving birth to the couple’s fourth child, was on her knees just three meters away from the soccer stud while he playfully tapped her tush with a corner kick.

“Only a marksman could hit my hiney like David,” Miss Beckham told OMGG.com. “I’m so thin I wear a belt to keep bikini bottoms on.”

Yahoo! Sports reported last week that NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress knows how to read, and even does so recreationally since being released from prison in June.

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“Amazing!” exclaimed Harvard professor Stephen Kehnel, who invited the New York Jets star to speak to his Principles of Economics class in the spring.

But philosophers and scholars aren’t the only ones who’ve been blown away by Plax’s beautiful mind.

Upon learning that one of his teammates was an actual reader, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez jumped on twitter to send the following congratulatory note:
Me so hapy 4 u Placksicko. Gud werk!

After his team suffered a 41-23 loss to the New England Patriots yesterday, quarterback Tim Tebow allegedly lost his faith in God.

“Minutes after the game ended, Tim stormed out of the locker room calling Tom Brady ‘the devil’,” said teammate Willis McGahee. “I started to pray, hoping he wouldn’t do something stupid.”

Sadly, the formerly pious Broncos star was arrested at 3am this morning in downtown Denver for public intoxication and soliciting a prostitute.

“He pulled up alongside me, drunk on Sacramental wine,” hooker Delilah Jones told OMGG.com in an exclusive interview. “He said his lord and savior had let him down, then offered me $40 to ‘satisfy his Tebowner’.”