After his team suffered a 41-23 loss to the New England Patriots yesterday, quarterback Tim Tebow allegedly lost his faith in God.
“Minutes after the game ended, Tim stormed out of the locker room calling Tom Brady ‘the devil’,” said teammate Willis McGahee. “I started to pray, hoping he wouldn’t do something stupid.”
Sadly, the formerly pious Broncos star was arrested at 3am this morning in downtown Denver for public intoxication and soliciting a prostitute.
“He pulled up alongside me, drunk on Sacramental wine,” hooker Delilah Jones told OMGG.com in an exclusive interview. “He said his lord and savior had let him down, then offered me $40 to ‘satisfy his Tebowner’.”
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January 13, 2012 at 8:57 am
This is Tim Tebow and this article is true. I needed to statisy my Teboner and God did let me down. He normally helps me in the forth quarter but he didn’t. With out him, I can’t throw the ball and am a terrible football player. If he lets me down again against the Patriots, we are going to lose and our season is over. I hope he can come through for me! Praise Jesus!!!!!