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After his team suffered a 41-23 loss to the New England Patriots yesterday, quarterback Tim Tebow allegedly lost his faith in God.

“Minutes after the game ended, Tim stormed out of the locker room calling Tom Brady ‘the devil’,” said teammate Willis McGahee. “I started to pray, hoping he wouldn’t do something stupid.”

Sadly, the formerly pious Broncos star was arrested at 3am this morning in downtown Denver for public intoxication and soliciting a prostitute.

“He pulled up alongside me, drunk on Sacramental wine,” hooker Delilah Jones told OMGG.com in an exclusive interview. “He said his lord and savior had let him down, then offered me $40 to ‘satisfy his Tebowner’.”

Barry Bonds avoided jail time today, as a judge ordered the former baseball star to 30 days of house arrest, two years of probation and 250 hours of community service for being convicted for giving misleading testimony before a grand jury.

The confident athlete, whose neck grew an astounding 7” in diameter during the 2005 season, still insists he never lied. He says his body fat dropping to 4% and his testicles shrinking in size by 75% that year were simply “signs of aging.”

While many have doubted Bonds’ claims that syringes found in his locker “must’ve been left there by some diabetic dude,” the future Hall-of-Famer told us there are other ways to improve your body without the help of performance enhancing drugs.

So how exactly did Bonds gain 83 pounds of muscle in 2001?

“Pilates,” the slugger told OMGG.com.

Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell are warring again…this time via twitter.

The loudmouths went at each other hard, throwing around such cyber-insults as Rosie’s “go back to selling snake oil – #bankruptmuch?” and Donald’s “@rosie: focus on your horrible ratings.”

Like two brazen warriors, the egomaniacs went head-to-head from the comfort of their office chairs.

“I never back down from anyone online,” a defiant Trump told OMGG.com. “If that pig really wants to go at it, I may even send her a nasty text next time.”