Halle Berry’s ex-husband Gabriel Aubry withdrew his lawsuit against Olivier Martinez today, admitting Walmart is responsible for his black eye.
The male model had been claiming that Berry’s current fiance beat him up while he was dropping his daughter off at his ex’s home, but now concedes his facial injuries are the result of Black Friday chaos.
“I noticed an Iron Man 2 dvd for $4, which is a really good deal,” Aubry explained. “Unfortunately, a young Latino woman spotted it at the same time.”
Despite the lacerations to his once-flawless face, the 36-year old says camping out for three days in front of the world’s largest retailer was well worth it.
“I scored a couple packs of lightbulbs for under a dollar and a $30 T-Mobile smartphone,” Aubry told OMGG.com. “Looks fade, but these savings are something I’ll cherish forever!”
November 27, 2012
ENTERTAINMENT