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After a questionable call determined the outcome of this week’s Monday Night Football game, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell finally admitted that the replacement officials are underqualified.

“Most of them are just former Foot Locker employees,” Goodell told OMGG.com. “Because they already had the uniforms, I figured it would save the league a nice chunk of change.”

Colin Hornett, a fill-in referee who officiated Sunday’s Cardinals/Eagles matchup, admitted he had never even watched a football game coming into the 2012 season.

“I’ll tell you what, I’m certainly not surprised last night’s crew did a terrible job,” said Seattle-based Foot Locker manager Raul Sanchez. “Those guys weren’t very good at their jobs here, either.”

OMGG.com photographers spotted a couple of the replacement officials sharing a laugh (and a drink) before last night’s Monday Night Football game.

Cheers to you, Roger Goodell!

On his Friday show, Rush Limbaugh discussed a recent study that suggested the size of male genitalia has decreased over the past 50 years due to air pollution.

While Limbaugh acknowledged that his penis is child-like in both length and girth, he says the NFL replacement referees are to blame.

In fact, the conservative radio host told OMGG.com that every time he watches a fill-in official blow a call, his private parts recoil in fear.

“Roger Goodell better get the regular refs signed to a contact soon,” Limbaugh told his listeners this morning. “After watching that Seahawks/Packers game last night, I’m hung like a tic tac.”

One game into the season, Indianapolis wants a mulligan.

Top draft pick Andrew Luck struggled mightily in his Colts debut, tossing three interceptions on the way to an embarrassing 41-21 loss.

Meanwhile, Peyton Manning (who they released) was dominant in his debut for the Denver Broncos, and Robert Griffin III (who they could’ve had) looked unstoppable in Week 1.

“Is it too early to call Andrew Luck a bigger bust than Ryan Leaf?” asked Colts owner Jim Irsay. “Not only is Robert Griffin III the top-rated quarterback in the league, he’s undefeated!”

Eva Longoria insists the rumors that she’s dating Mark Sanchez aren’t true.

The actress told OMGG.com she’s been hanging out with the handsome gunslinger because she’s been named his backup quarterback.

We were skeptical at first, but team head coach Rex Ryan confirmed that with Tim Tebow underperforming this preseason, the Desperate Housewives star gives the team a better chance to win.

“Oh thank heavens,” the ultra-religious Tebow said when we told him the news. “I’d much rather get passed on the depth chart than have to worry about those two having pre-marital sex.”