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Penelope Scotland Disick is only a couple days old, but she’s already smarter than her aunt.

“I don’t get it,” Kim Kardashian told OMGG.com. “The kid can’t even speak, yet she’s already beaten me in both chess and Scrabble.”

The family has been so impressed with young Penelope’s brain that they had her IQ tested this morning.

“We were certain she was some sort of genius or child prodigy,” Kourtney told us. “Unfortunately, the results proved her intelligence to be quite average for someone born 48 hours ago.”

Now that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet, one man is reminding the ladies that there’s still a “silver fox” on CNN.

“Anderson being gay is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me,” Wolf Blitzer told OMGG.com. “It’s meant non-stop poontang around the office!”

Cooper said he’s happy his announcement helped out his fellow journalist.

“CNN is renowned for hiring attractive female interns, and they used to flirt with me quite a bit,” the 45-year old explained. “This morning, I noticed that they’ve all turned their attention to the Wolfman.”

Rumors are swirling about the imminent release of the iPhone 5, which insiders say will feature a redesigned case and wider screen.

But before he passed away, Steve Jobs said he had already finished working on iPhones 6 – 10.

“The iPhone 7 will work as a contraceptive,” the Apple co-founder announced in 2010. “iPhone 9 will likely put an end to childhood obesity.”

OMGG.com reporters caught up with Mac fanboy Graham McCall, who was already camped outside the Beverly Center store in Los Angeles. The 26-year old engineer told us he’s impressed with all the proposed changes, but he dreams of the day when they build an iPhone that actually gets reception in major U.S. cities.

Mitt Romney wants you to know that he’s just as hip as his opponent.

After the website BaracksDubs featured a viral video of President Obama singing Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend, the former Massachusetts Governor took action to prove he’s in touch with America’s youth, as well.

This morning, the 65-year old announced he’ll be joining the boy band One Direction on their upcoming U.S. Tour.

“I’m what the young rascals call ‘rad’,” insisted Romney. “Heck, I even signed up for one of those MySpace accounts the other day!”

Anne Hathaway is known for her professionalism and dedication to her craft.

Instead of wearing a wig in Les Misérables, she chopped off all her hair. She trained with CIA agents before taking on the role of Agent 99 in Get Smart. And OMGG.com has learned that in order to transform herself into Catwoman for The Dark Knight Rises, the 29-year old ate nothing but Fancy Feast.

Hathaway credits method acting for her 2008 Oscar nomination, but admits giving her all to a part isn’t always glamorous.

“My husband hates how invested I get,” the actress admitted. “While preparing for Love and Other Drugs, I snorted a line of Zoloft off Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis…and he had the audacity to get mad!”