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On last night’s much-anticipated Bachelor finale, Ben Flajnik struggled to make what could be the most important decision of his career life.

In the end, the 28-year old gave the final rose (and a Neil Lane engagement ring) to Courtney Robertson.

But during the After the Final Rose special, the successful winemaker admitted he was never really interested in the model from Scottsdale, Arizona.

“You know, I came on this show hoping to find true love,” Flajnik said as he grabbed host Chris Harrison’s left hand. “And as I sit here gazing into your eyes, Chris, I realize I finally have.”

Mitt Romney can’t seem to do anything right.

After claiming he was just an “everyday Joe,” the former Governor of Massachusetts attempted to make a $10,000 bet with Rick Perry over healthcare, told NASCAR fans he’s friends with several team owners, and of course, announced he didn’t care about the poor.

But the GOP candidate’s past misspeaks pale in comparison to his latest gaffe.

While campaigning in Alabama last night, the 65-year old was asked who he’d select as his running mate if he was chosen to oppose President Obama in the 2012 general election.

“I haven’t decided, but someone who has really caught my eye lately is a young man by the name of Joseph Kony.”

This morning Romney apologized after learning that Kony, a Ugandan guerrilla group leader and head of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), is infamous for ordering the abduction of children to become sex slaves and soldiers.

“I was looking for a game changer, but probably should’ve done more research,” admitted Romney. “In my defense, I’ve seen so many KONY 2012 posters and lawn signs, I just assumed people were pulling for the guy.”

Poor Newt Gingrich.

The one-time favorite for the GOP nomination has become a laughingstock after another poor showing during Super Tuesday.

It’s been a steady decline into anonymity for Gingrich, whose campaign has been plagued by embarrassing gaffes, bad press and a bunch of bitter ex-wives and mistresses.

“Look, I get that I’m perceived as a blowhard,” the former Speaker of the House told OMGG.com. “But I refuse to drop out of the race until somebody, anybody, at least admits I’m a better candidate than Ron Paul.”

Rush Limbaugh, a longtime opponent of government-funded birth control, has finally put his money where his mouth is and helped unveil America’s first abstinence plan that may actually work.

“Rush and I have decided to put partisan politics aside to help save U.S. taxpayers some money,” President Obama proudly announced this afternoon. “On Friday, we will begin to roll out the ‘Limp as Limbaugh’ campaign.”

At high schools and colleges across the country, headshots of the radio host will be distributed to young men and women in an attempt to keep their hormones in check.

Limbaugh, who came under fire for calling birth control advocate Sandra Fluke a “slut” last week, says the program will not only save millions of dollars on subsidized contraceptives, but undoubtedly lead to a decrease in premarital sex and teenage pregnancy.

“This plan already has a proven track record,” the outspoken conservative explained to OMGG.com. “Women tell me all the time that the mere sight of my face has extinguished all of their sexual desires.”

Peyton Manning announced today that he will remain with the Indianapolis Colts, returning as the personal assistant to Andrew Luck, the team’s quarterback of the future.

After Colts owner Jim Irsay made it clear his team would select Luck with the #1 overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, Manning worried it would mean he was out of a job.

“I couldn’t sleep, wondering how I’d be able to provide for my family,” the future Hall of Famer told ESPN. “But Andrew was gracious enough to offer me a job, and I’ll forever be indebted to him for his generosity.”

OMGG.com attempted to reach Manning for comment, but he was out walking Curtis, Luck’s Golden Retriever puppy.