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Less than 24 hours after his birth, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle was involved in his first bar fight.

The scuffle occurred at The Parker House, a Jersey Shore tavern frequented by the boy’s mother, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.

“He didn’t like the way another patron’s newborn was looking at him,” said eyewitness Vinny Lambino. “So he crawled over to him and threw a haymaker.”

OMGG.com attempted to reach the infant for comment, but his publicist told us he’d be busy all day napping and tanning.

It appears that Harry isn’t ashamed of his princely package.

“When those naked Vegas photos came out, it was actually quite liberating,” revealed the 27-year old. “I’ve always been more comfortable in the nude.”

In fact, the royal redhead told OMGG.com that he plans to join a nudist colony later this week.

“The House of Windsor has always been a bit too conservative,” Prince Harry admitted. “Not many people know this, but my brother is so uptight that he’ll only shower in a bathing suit.”

The LeBron X shoe wil hit stores this fall, and analysts are predicting it’ll retail for a little over $300.

“This is great news!” said Bao Chang, one of factory workers who assembles the sneaker. “If they make the Nike corporation a lot of money, I’ll likely receive fewer beatings!”

Chang, who is working hard so that one day she’ll be able to afford gloves for her calloused hands, says there must be high demand for the product because her boss hasn’t allowed her a lunch break in weeks.

“I’d complain, but I just got my salary bumped up to 14 cents an hour,” the 4-year old told OMGG.com. “That might not sound like a lot, but it really adds up when you work 18-hour days like I do.”

Calling Michael Vick injury-prone is an understatement.

The 32-year old hasn’t made it out of the first quarter of a 2012 preseason game without needing X-rays, but that shouldn’t surprise anyone. In his nine-year career, the quarterback has only once played all 16 games.

This morning, the Philadelphia Eagles announced that Vick will miss the final two exhibition games after hurting himself playing a game of checkers with wide receiver DeSean Jackson before practice.

“His most recent MRI revealed that his ribs are made out of papier-mâché,” Eagles coach Andy Reid told OMGG.com. “The doctor recommended a therapy dog for his pain, but no one in the organization thinks that’s a good idea.”

Augusta National announced today that they’ll be allowing women to join, allegedly upsetting every member of the prestigious golf club with the exception of Tiger Woods.

“After they let a black guy in, I didn’t think things couldn’t get any worse,” 81-year old Rufus Waspington III told OMGG.com. “But golfing alongside vile, vagina-having females? I’m speechless.”

Allowing women to join the 80-year old Georgia club means Augusta will be undergoing some big changes in coming months.

“We’ve already begun construction on the first ladies bathroom,” announced golf club manager Shawn McClain. “And to the dismay of our current members, we’ll be shutting down the on-site, gay nightclub by the end of September.”