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On Tuesday, TMZ reported that Donna D’Errico was injured in Turkey last weekend when she fell down a mountain while searching for Noah’s Ark.

OMGG.com investigators have learned, however, that the injuries were actually sustained after the Baywatch babe discovered the biblical vessel.

“I was climbing onto the boat’s second deck, when I noticed a door,” explained the former Playboy Playmate of the Month. “I opened it, and was immediately run down by a pair of elephants.”

The beauty insists her injuries won’t keep her from her next expedition, scheduled for late-September.

“I’m going to find the elusive Fountain of Youth,” promised the 44-year old nutcase. “I recently ran into my old co-star, David Hasselhoff, and let’s just say he’s in dire need of a bath in it.”

Usain Bolt has always been cocky, but his behavior during today’s gold medal-winning race was downright childish.

A few steps into his 200 meter victory, the 25-year old Jamaican whipped out his iPhone and called fellow sprinter Yohan Blake.

OMGG.com caught up with the world’s fastest man, who told us what was so urgent it couldn’t wait.

“In addition to being my countryman, Johan is one of my closest friends,” explained Bolt. “I wanted to be the first to congratulate him on the silver medal he was about to win.”

KFC? More like GAY-F-C!

After Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy publicly admitted he was opposed to gay marriage, its finger-lickin’ good competitor decided to let their rainbow flag fly.

KFC spokesman Aaron French told OMGG.com that not only does the fast food chain support same sex marriage, they’ve been breeding homosexual chickens since the 1970s.

“We’ve noticed that cooping the males together keeps them relaxed and quiet,” French said. “It’s like Colonel Sanders used to say, ‘More f#cking means less clucking’.”

Penn State officials are still undecided about whether or not to take down a statue of Joe Paterno.

“It’s true that Paterno helped cover up child sex allegations against his longtime friend Mr. Sandusky,” a university administrator told OMGG.com. “But the real question is, did his sculpture withhold any information?”

Thirteen-year old Timmy Harbaugh has accused the bronze Paterno likeness of being an accomplice.

“If you look closely, you’ll notice the statue is quite rusty,” said Harbaugh. “That’s because it used to be the lookout while Jerry was showering with us.”

ESPN the Magazine recently released their fourth annual Body Issue, and unfortunately some of the world’s greatest athletes were missing from this year’s publication.

Detroit Tigers slugger Prince Fielder was especially disappointed to learn he didn’t make the cut.

As a consolation prize, we invited the Home Run Derby champion to pose nude for this year’s OMGG.com Body Issue, and let’s just say he hit it out of the park.

“Prince is already being called the male Kate Upton,” said famed photographer Ryan Patterson. “In all my years, I’ve never seen a man with such a curvy figure.”