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Camila Alves told OMGG.com that her beautiful wedding ceremony over the weekend was something she’ll never forget.

“Wish I could say the same,” said the Brazilian model’s new husband, Matthew McConaughey. “I was so high that I thought (wedding guest) Woody Harrelson was the one getting married.”

We’re told the nuptials were both emotional and embarrassing for McConaughey’s 29-year old bride.

“I agreed to the ‘black tie wedding’ she wanted, but she still got mad at me,” the actor said. “In my defense, no one told me shirts were mandatory.”

Sheena Monnin says exposing the Miss USA pageant as “fraudulent” was just the tip of the iceberg.

This morning, the 27-year old told OMGG.com that the 2012 NBA Finals are also rigged.

The beauty queen claims she overheard Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade say his team has no chance to beat the Oklahoma City Thunder with choke-artist LeBron James on the roster.

Wade says he was just joking, but Miss Pennsylvania isn’t buying it.

“My years of psychological training at an online university tell me that Dwyane is scared,” Monnin wrote in her latest Facebook post. “I believe in fair play, and in my opinion that isn’t part of basketball any longer.”

NBA Commissioner David Stern has threatened to sue Monnin, giving her a 24-hour ultimatum to retract her statement.

After a third misspelling (in less than a week) appeared on Mitt Romney’s personal Facebook page recently, the presidential candidate set out to prove he wasn’t an idiot.

The Republican leader took part in the 2012 Scripps National Spelling Bee this afternoon, facing off against 277 competitors ranging in age from 6 to 15.

Sadly, the 65-year old was eliminated in the first round after being stumped by the word “impoverished.” Despite being provided with the word’s origin, definition and having the moderator use it in a sentence, the former Massachusetts governor was baffled.

After the show, Romney admitted defeat by tweeting: “Congradulations to my oponent, hoping 4 better luck against Oboma!”

Fans of the old Green Lantern comics were shocked to learn the emerald space cop has been relaunched as an openly homosexual superhero!

“The idea of turning Green Lantern gay came after we watched Ryan Reynolds portray him in the live-action movie,” explained DC Comics writer Stanley Perot.

While some are calling Green Lantern’s outing a cheap ploy to sell more issues, others say it was just a matter of time.

“What do you expect? Superheroes are buff guys who wear spandex and capes,” said Stan Lee, president of Marvel Comics. “I’m surprised TMZ hasn’t caught any of the X-Men coming out of a gay bar yet.”

Mark Zuckerberg is having a really bad week.

With his company’s stock tanking, the Facebook founder’s wife of less than a week, Priscilla Chan, announced she’s leaving him.

California is a community property state, so with no prenuptial agreement in place, Zuck stands to lose about 10 billion dollars.

“Mark and I had a good run,” Chan told OMGG.com. “Unfortunately, at the rate Facebook stock is dropping, every day I stay with him is costing me a fortune.”