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Charlie Sheen is winning…auctions?

Last week, it was reported that the 46-year old actor purchased Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl XXV ring with a $230,000 bid.

Unfortunately, the former Two and a Half Men star got drunk in Las Vegas over the weekend and used the prized piece of jewelry to propose to an exotic dancer.

“Charlie is so generous,” Sheen’s 19-year old fiancée, Sunshine Sexx, told OMGG.com. “When Ashton Kutcher met me, all he offered was a night of hot tub sex and some cab fare.”

At Friday’s premiere of her boyfriend’s new film, Kristen Stewart flashed more than just a smile on the Cannes red carpet.

The actress’ controversial Reem Acra gown ensured that her breasts were on full display as photographers snapped away.

The plunging neckline paid off for the Twilight star, as her sideboob took home the film festival’s prestigious Palme d’Or award.

“Cosmopolis was ok, but Kristen’s dress kept me on the edge of my seat all night,” said film critic Tal Goldhamer. “In fact, her red carpet walk was far and away the best on-camera work she’s ever done.”

Are Tim Tebow and Lolo Jones finally a couple?

Tebow’s teammates had been clamoring for the last two remaining virgins in the sporting world to date, and the pair finally obliged.

Jones, a 29-year old Olympic hurdler, got together with the hunky quarterback over the weekend.

The pair dined at New York steakhouse Delmonico’s before heading off to an 8pm showing of The Pirates! Band of Misfits in 3D.

Lolo told OMGG.com that she had a great time and would love to see Tebow again, but the pious gunslinger wasn’t feeling butterflies.

“To be honest, she was a bit too slutty,” the Jets backup admitted. “At one point during the movie, she attempted to reach over and hold my hand!”

Britney Spears insists she didn’t walk off the set of The X-Factor recently because she was upset. In fact, the singer told us the only thing irritated were her bowels.

“The problem is they don’t let us take bathroom breaks,” Spears said. “I’m on a steady diet of coffee and cigarettes, y’all.”

Due to the media backlash over her brief disappearance, the 30-year old said she’s taking steps to ensure she’ll remain seated during the entire Kansas City audition.

“I’m going to try replacing my birth control pills with Imodium A-D,” the star told OMGG.com. “If that doesn’t work, my agent suggested I get fitted with a colostomy bag.”

LeBron James said he can’t wait to get past the playoff series against the Boston Celtics so he can figure out how he’ll falter in the NBA Finals this year.

The Miami Heat superstar, who essentially disappeared in last year’s Finals against the Dallas Mavericks, plans to out-do himself this year.

“He’s given us a preview of some of his planned excuses,” said teammate Dwyane Wade. “Everything from back spasms to a toothache to an ill-fitting uniform.”

Although a LeBron-led team will likely never win a championship, the reigning MVP’s teammates find him entertaining to watch.

“I think the way he suffered from ‘fatigue’ in the 2007 Finals against the Spurs was my favorite choke to date,” said Heat center Chris Bosh. “As long as LeBron’s your teammate, you can rest assured that you’ll finish the season in second place…which is still pretty awesome!”