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Last night, OMGG.com paparazzi spotted David Petraeus dining with Kristen Stewart at Hollywood hot spot Katsuya.

The former CIA Director, whose inappropriate relationship with a younger woman led to his recent resignation, told us he’s smitten with the 22-year old Twilight star.

Stewart, who was caught cheating on boyfriend Robert Pattinson last month with a director who’s twice her age, says the feeling is definitely mutual.

UPDATE (8:42am): General Petraeus confirmed via twitter this morning that the two are, in fact, an item: @therealpetraeus: been crushin on K-Stew 4eva, dreamz cum true y’all!!!

Channing Tatum was named People magazine’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ this week, and he couldn’t be more excited.

“This is the pinnacle, it’s the reason I got into acting,” the Magic Mike star told OMGG.com. “I basically just won the Oscar for attractive people!”

Unfortunately, not everyone shares Tatum’s joy. Actor Robert Pattinson called his third place finish in this year’s voting a disgrace.

“Not putting me on the cover is perhaps the greatest injustice since World War Two,” an angry R-Patz tweeted this morning. “I will remain on a hunger strike until People agrees to a recount.”

On Monday, Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash was accused of an inappropriate relationship with an underage teen.

The 52-year old told authorities the Sesame Street character is to blame for the sex scandal, not him personally.

“When Elmo became a top-selling Tyco toy, he was forced into the arms of children everywhere,” Clash told OMGG.com. “It was just a matter of time before he snapped and started tickling them back.”

The red Muppet is currently in a holding cell in Los Angeles, awaiting trial.

Tabloids are reporting that Justin Bieber already has somebody new in his life, less than a week after his split from longtime girlfriend Selena Gomez.

The 18-year old has denied the rumors, but OMGG.com photographers spotted Justin getting cozy with a beautiful model recently, and we have an exclusive pic to prove it!

On her show last season, reality star Alana Thompson got a pet pig named Glitzy. Unfortunately, her porky pal turned out to be a little too much to handle and was consumed by the family in the season finale.

This season, Honey Boo Boo’s pet chicken met the same fate, as the seven-year old’s affinity for nuggets proved too strong.

Show producers took Honey Boo Boo to an animal reserve over the weekend to pick out a furry pal for Season 3.

“It was so disturbing, she turned the place into a buffet of sorts,” TLC executive Mandy Fink told OMGG.com. “She’s still coughing up blood from her visit to the porcupine cages.”