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November 1, 2011

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Another Nude Photo of Taylor Swift Surfaces…Is It Fake?

Another Nude Photo of Taylor Swift Surfaces...Is It Fake?

Taylor Swift announced plans to sue Celebrity Jihad after the website posted a naked photo of the country singer under the title “Taylor Swift Topless Private Pic Leaked?”

While Swift is denying the photo’s legitimacy, a second nude pic has been circulating the Internet this morning, courtesy of self-described celebrity phone hacker Rudy Mentz.

“I hacked into Taylor’s iPhone using my Xbox 360,” claims the 63-year old Mentz, who suffers from schizophrenia.

So far there’s been no word from Swift’s representatives about photo #2, but OMGG.com’s web team feels there’s a slight chance the image has been photoshopped.

November 1, 2011

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Ricki Lake’s Shocking Weight Loss

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Ricki Lake's Shocking Weight Loss

Dancing with the Stars has transformed the bodies of several celebrities throughout the years, but not since Kirstie Alley have we seen weight loss this drastic.

“I’ve dropped close to 100 pounds,” revealed Ricki Lake. “I’ve never felt so confident or lightheaded!”

The newly svelte tv host credits her rigorous dance routines and celery-only diet for her hot new bod.

“She’s so much lighter on her feet these days,” DWTS partner Derek Hough told OMGG.com. “I’m even thinking about adding a lift to our foxtrot routine.”

October 31, 2011

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Tony La Russa Forced to Retire After Showing Poor Sportsmanship

Tony La Russa Forced to Retire After Showing Poor Sportsmanship

Just three days after leading his team to a World Series victory, Tony La Russa resigned from the St. Louis Cardinals today. The skipper came under fire for mocking Texas Rangers Manager Ron Washington at a Halloween party over the weekend.

“I didn’t have a problem with Tony dressing up as Ron,” explained Cardinals General Manager John Mozeliak. “I just think that fashioning a crack pipe out of a hollowed-out bat shows poor taste.”

The Rangers’ manager, who tested positive for cocaine in 2010, told OMGG.com he thinks baseball personnel are held to an unfair standard when it comes to Halloween.

“Fans even spit at me when they saw my costume,” said Washington, who went to a party in Arlington on Saturday dressed as David Freese.

October 31, 2011

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REVIEW: ‘Puss in Boots’ is a Very Misleading Title

REVIEW: 'Puss in Boots' is a Very Misleading Title

By Sebastian Updyke
OMGG.com Film/TV Critic
October 31, 2011

Hey DreamWorks, can you do me a favor? Next time you make a movie about an animated sword-fighting cat, do you mind not giving it the same name as my favorite strip club in Reno?

I couldn’t have been more excited to see Puss in Boots over the weekend. I went in knowing nothing about the film (having just returned from a swingers convention in Haiti) but I was eager to catch a glimpse of some ‘top-notch Hollywood crotch’. I entered what I believed to be an adult cinema à la Pee Wee Herman, sporting sunglasses and a trenchcoat full of cucumber-scented lotion.

Not one to get rattled, I admit feeling uncomfortable after small children began packing the auditorium-style seats. Unfortunately I couldn’t leave, as the theater was too dark to locate the pants I’d removed and placed on the seat in front of me.

At that point, the best course of action was to just sit back and try to enjoy the film…which I did. What the movie lacked in sex, it more than made up for in gratuitous violence. It centers around a homicidal cat named Puss, who goes on a killing spree after learning of his wife’s infidelities. He eventually dies a gruesome death, but *SPOILER ALERT* not before getting his revenge, brutally murdering the entire family of the woman who betrayed him.

The Bottom Line: Quentin Tarantino’s foray into the world of animation is a bloody masterpiece!

Rating: 5 out of 5 Stars

October 31, 2011

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Will China’s Economy Improve After Banning Kardashians?

Will China's Economy Improve After Banning Kardashians?

China announced plans to ban Keeping Up with the Kardashians after noticing a significant economic slowdown since the show’s Asia debut.

“The day after those skanks hit our airwaves, the Shanghai Stock Exchange tumbled,” pointed out Chang Xiaoling, a financial advisor based in Guangzhou.

The Beijing State Administration says Keeping Up with the Kardashians and other ‘overly entertaining shows‘ will be phased out by the beginning of next year, replaced with news and cultural programming.

“Overly entertaining?” asked a confused Kim K. “How does that relate to our show?”

China Bans the Kardashians

China Bans the Kardashians