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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s autobiography Total Recall hit bookstores today, revealing new details of the Austrian actor’s many sordid affairs.

The 65-year old admitted to making love to some of Hollywood’s elite, perhaps most shockingly former co-star Danny DeVito.

“We met on the set of Twins in 1988,” Schwarzenegger recalled. “He was resistant to my charms, but I was able to overpower him.”

The former Governor of California told OMGG.com that he still dreams of reuniting with the 4’11″ actor one day.

“My fans don’t realize this, but I began sleeping with my maid because her body reminded me of his,” Schwarzenegger said, before letting out his signature line. “I’ll be back…inside of Danny one day soon.”

Before she agreed to film a topless scene for her upcoming film The Canyons, Lindsay Lohan famously asked the crew to strip down to their underwear.

On the set of Scary Movie 5 today, the 26-year old took things a step further.

LiLo refused to read her lines until everyone on set stripped naked, claiming it would help her embody the challenging character à la Daniel Day-Lewis.

“If the movie ends up being terrible, don’t blame me,” director Malcolm D. Lee told OMGG.com. “It was distracting shooting Lindsay’s scenes with the lighting guy’s balls in my face.”

When Duncan Johnstone heard that Carrie Underwood gave a 12-year old his first kiss during a recent concert in Kentucky, he knew what he had to do.

The 38-year old superfan bought tickets to the singer’s upcoming Fargo, ND stop where he plans to jump onstage and ask her to take his virginity.

The software engineer told OMGG.com that he reads Underwood’s blog religiously, and the star claims she’ll do anything for her fans.

“It’s a longshot that she’ll want to make love in front of all them people, but you never know unless you try,” said Johnstone. “I’m just hoping her security team doesn’t ruin it by stepping in and cockblocking me.”