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Conrad Murray Found Guilty After Incriminating Photo Surfaces

November 7, 2011

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Conrad Murray Found Guilty After Incriminating Photo Surfaces

After a grueling six-month trial, Conrad Murray was found guilty today in the death of Michael Jackson.

The key piece of evidence was a shocking photo that shows the doctor suffocating the iconic pop star as his pet monkey Bubbles watches in horror.

After seeing the incriminating pic in court, a dejected Dr. Murray hung his head in shame.

“The doctor didn’t realize we had a smoking gun all along,” said a beaming La Toya Jackson after the verdict was read. “We pulled the image off one of Michael’s countless bedroom webcams.”

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Mariah Yeater: I’m Rich, Bitch!

November 4, 2011

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Mariah Yeater: I'm Rich, Bitch!

It looks like the ho finally got her dough.

Mariah Yeater is currently commanding upwards of $50,000 per interview, and rumors are swirling that she’s been offered big bucks to pose nude for a men’s magazine.

Justin Bieber’s alleged baby mama confessed that even if the baby isn’t Biebs’, accusing him was the greatest decision of her life.

“All the people calling me names on twitter are just jealous,” a glowing Yeater told OMGG.com. “My child and I will live a very comfortable life on account of me being a skank.”

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‘The Situation’ Needs Your Donation

November 4, 2011

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According to Snooki, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is already broke, despite raking in nearly $2.5 million in 2010.

“Mike has never been good with money,” Jersey Shore co-star Pauly D told OMGG.com. “He spent over $30,000 on a gold-plated jet ski last summer.”

With little education and no identifiable skills, The Sitch has been forced to turn to the world’s oldest profession to support himself.

“Just call me the Jersey Whore,” said a smirking Sorrentino. “I’ve been building my bank account back up, one handjob at a time.”

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Mariah Yeater vs. Selena Gomez

November 3, 2011

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Mariah Yeater vs. Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber’s gal pal Selena Gomez ran into her man’s alleged baby mama outside Hollywood hotspot Avalon last night…and it wasn’t pretty.

Mariah Yeater may not have pulled any punches during her interview with Star magazine, but she sure pulled out a lot of Gomez’s hair throughout this vicious catfight.

OMGG.com learned that the fight came to an abrupt end when Yeater received a frantic call from her babysitter.

According to sources, her newborn son had become ill with a case of Bieber Fever.

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Robert Pattinson: I’m No Prude, Dude

November 3, 2011

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Robert Pattinson: I'm No Prude, Dude

Some hardcore action had to be edited out of the latest Twilight film after the movie was given an R-rating.

MPA spokesman Phil Waugh called the first installment of the film’s two-part conclusion “kiddie porn,” saying it actually deserved an NC-17 rating.

(TO SEE A SHOCKING IMAGE OF THE ORIGINAL SEX SCENE, CLICK HERE)

Real-life lovers Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart admittedly filmed several risque sequences for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, but say they don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

“It’s amazing how conservative you Americans are,” London-born Pattinson told OMGG.com. “One little threesome with Taylor (Lautner) and we’re suddenly being censored.”

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