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Justin Bieber’s Paternity Test Reveals He’s Actually a 14-Year Old Girl

November 9, 2011

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Justin Bieber's Paternity Test Reveals He's Actually a 14-Year Old Girl

Justin Bieber went on Maury yesterday to take a paternity test, hoping to prove he never slept with Mariah Yeater.

An audience full of Beliebers cheered wildly after Povich stood up and read, “Justin…you are NOT the father!”

Their joy was short-lived, unfortunately, as there was a shocking twist — the DNA revealed that Justin was actually Justine.

“I was afraid I might be dating a little girl,” Selena Gomez told OMGG.com. “I mean, no post-pubescent man could ever hit those notes he can sing with ease.”

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One Response to “Justin Bieber’s Paternity Test Reveals He’s Actually a 14-Year Old Girl”

  1. shannon :P Says:

    BULL SHIT