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In honor of Movember, OMGG.com will be featuring stars with staches this month.

We start with the hottest couple in music — Justin and Selena.

Sadly, only one of these two is old enough to grow a decent-looking cookie duster!

Porn star Sasha Grey set off a media frenzy after photos surfaced of her reading to first-grade children last week as part of the ‘Read Across America’ volunteer program.

But the actress, known best for her hit films Face Invaders 4 and Masturbation Nation, made a startling admission to OMGG.com this morning.

“I can’t read,” revealed the 23-year old. “It was a publicity stunt to make me a household name, and it appears to have worked.”

So what was she really doing at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA?

“It’s going to sound so cliché,” confessed Grey, “but I was banging the principal.”

Kim Kardashian is at the center of a hairy new lawsuit.

A competitor is claiming that Kim misled consumers by claiming she no longer shaves, but instead uses TRIA, a laser hair-removal system, all over her body.

But Kardashian says the lawsuit is bogus, and an unlikely witness has even come to her defense — ex-husband Kris Humphries.

“I begged Kim to shave, but she never would,” Humphries told OMGG.com. “It was like making love to Teen Wolf.”

After an abundance of harsh criticism came his way for tweeting his support of Joe Paterno, Ashton Kutcher said he will quit twitter until he can properly manage his feed.

“This is the worst day of my life,” said 16-year old Tanya Kyko. “Now how will I know when Two and a Half Men is on?”

Kutcher’s twitter feed currently has over 8.2 million followers, more than CNN or Oprah.

“I could kill Jerry (Sandusky) with my bare hands,” Joe Paterno said after hearing the news. “Molesting kids is one thing, but taking down aplusk is truly unforgivable.”

Howard Stern is currently in talks to take over Pierce Morgan’s vacated judge’s seat on America’s Got Talent.

The shock jock is allegedly being offered a cool $15 million for the three-month gig.

AGT fans are said to be worried that the show’s integrity will suffer, but Stern promised everything will pretty much stay the same if he decides to judge.

“The only foreseeable change is that no fat chicks will make it through to the second round,” announced the controversial broadcaster. “And I may replace that no-talent hack Nick Cannon with Baba Booey.”