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In the midst of the team’s historic September collapse, three Boston Red Sox starting pitchers drank Coors Light in the dugout during games, according to media reports.

“That’s a rumor, and those kind of lies can ruin a man’s reputation,” former World Series MVP Josh Beckett told OMGG.com. “I’d be willing to swear on a stack of bibles that we drank nothing but Guinness.”

The Red Sox, who blew a nine-game Wild Card lead in the season’s final month, say there’s no connection between their losing streak and the team’s mandatory pre-game cocktails.

Lefty Jon Lester, who gave up eight runs in two and two-thirds innings during a September 24th loss to the Yankees, says the flip cup he played moments before the National Anthem actually helped his pitching.

“I felt great on the mound,” recalls Lester. “My only regret that day was calling (home plate umpire Dan) Iassogna a whore.”

The St. Louis Cardinals won’t be underdogs when they take on the Texas Rangers in Game 1 of the World Series Wednesday night, thanks to a new addition to their starting lineup.

“We’ve replaced (ailing leftfielder) Matt Holliday with the Rally Squirrel,” announced Cardinals manager Tony La Russa.

Rally Squirrel has been a good luck charm for the St. Louis Cardinals all postseason long, and currently has the top-selling jersey in St. Louis.

“It gives us more speed on the basepaths,” first baseman Albert Pujols told OMGG.com. “That little rat has earned this opportunity, and I’m proud to call him a teammate.”

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is back in the news, but for once it isn’t due to a probation violation.

A People Magazine report has surfaced accusing Lohan of “having terrible teeth.”

OMGG.com tracked down Dr. Alastair Pitfield, Lindsay’s London-born oral surgeon who moved to Beverly Hills after being barred from the UK by The British Dental Association.

“There are many causes for Lindsay’s rotting teeth, including her poor diet and failure to floss,” Dr. Pitfield told us. “But the biggest factor is definitely all the crack smoking.”

Last week, Sara Leal admitted to Us Weekly that she and Ashton Kutcher had unprotected sex on the night of September 24th.

Today, in an exclusive interview with OMGG.com, the Hot Tub Ho made another startling admission — she’s pregnant!

The mistress’ attorney, Alex Peais, says his client is preemptively seeking $2 million dollars from Kutcher to ensure “a comfortable lifestyle for the child, allowing he or she to be raised and provided for properly.”

“Last night I could actually feel the baby kicking,” said the 23-year old. “I may be wrong, though, I was really wasted.”

Christopher Howard Chaney, the man arrested for hacking into the phones of some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, admitted this morning that he was responsible for OMGG.com being down the past few days.

Chaney, who found and released nude photos of Scarlett Johansson and Vanessa Hudgens through his illegal activity, says taking down OMGG.com for 48 hours is ultimately what he’ll be remembered for.

“It’s my magnum opus,” Chaney told CNN.com. “It makes all the prison sex I’m about to endure worthwhile.”