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Last year, Ricky Gervais offended half of Hollywood as host of the 2011 Golden Globe Awards.

Today it was announced that he’ll be back in 2012.

Johnny Depp, who was seen crying after last year’s show, famously called Gervais “a mean-spirited version of Hitler” after the comedian poked fun at The Tourist. Depp says he’ll be boycotting next year’s show unless he’s issued an apology.

“There is a time and a place for comedy, and an award show is not it,” Depp told OMGG.com. “Gervais could learn a thing or two from the amazing job James Franco did hosting the Oscars last year.”

Demi Moore announced today that she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, and it has nothing to do with the Sara Leal cheating scandal.

“To put it simply, he just got too old,” Moore confessed.

The 33-year old Kutcher responded to the divorce via twitter, as he’s too socially inept to communicate any other way.

“As soon as I got my first wrinkle, I knew I was dead to her,” he tweeted. “Last week, she tried to seduce my 2.5 Men co-star Angus T. Jones.”

Benetton’s new ad campaign showing world leaders kissing each other has caused quite a stir.

President Obama addressed the controversy today, slamming the photo depicting him making out with Chinese President Hu Jintao.

“It’s downright laughable,” the US President told OMGG.com. “I’ve never even found Asian men attractive.”

As for the clothing chain’s image of him swapping spit with Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez?

“That was an old paparazzi pic from the Summit of the Americas,” Obama admitted. “Not that it’s an excuse, but I was really drunk.”

The victim of Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s latest irritating tirade? None other than the host of Real Time, Bill Maher.

Maher made a joke on his HBO comedy show back in February about sending Hasselbeck to Egypt in exchange for detained reporter Lara Logan, but sadly it went completely over the head of the right-wing TV personality.

“I got upset because I’m pretty sure he was saying I’m a slave,” the dimwitted blonde told OMGG. “I heard there is like a law banning that or something, so what he did was bad.”

When Maher attempted to explain his joke so that even a simpleton like Hasselbeck could understand, The View co-host plugged her ears with her fingers and chanted, “I can’t hear you, lalalalalalalalalalala.”

There’s only one way to make former Penn State Assistant Coach Jerry Sandusky look like more of a pedophile…give him a lip tickler.

Happy Movember, everyone!