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For the second time in less than a week, Tim Tebow has asked fans to remove a risqué photo of himself from their twitter page.

“I was so wasted that night,” said the angelic quarterback. “The last thing I remember was some chubby blonde daring me to play ‘Piano Man’ with my shirt off.”

Tebow told OMGG.com he’s afraid the half-naked image of himself, taken backstage at a Broadway production of Rock of Ages, may tarnish his perfect reputation.

“Never before has a professional athlete behaved so immorally,” said the 24-year old. “I spent all weekend at church, begging Jesus to forgive my whorish ways.”

After slapping a reporter in the face over the weekend, Will Smith announced today that he’s started taking anger management classes.

“I’m tired of not being able to control my rage,” the Men in Black 3 star told OMGG.com. “I can’t be fighting with guys just because they try to kiss me on the lips.”

The former Fresh Prince told us that from now on, he’ll allow reporters to molest him at will.

“A TMZ cameraman came by the house and gave my husband a handjob this morning,” admitted Jada Pinkett. “I was so proud of Will for not reacting angrily.”

With Facebook being valued at over $100 billion, everyone in Palo Alto is getting rich.

It was recently reported that graffiti artist David Choe netted over $200 million from the company’s initial public offering — for painting a mural in their Northern California office in 2005.

But Choe’s haul is nothing compared to Facebook custodian Dennis Meyer, who chose to be paid in stock during his four-year stint with the company.

“I’ve earned every penny of that two-and-a-half billion dollars,” Meyer told OMGG.com. “If you had to clean up one of Mark Zuckerberg’s signature dumps, you’d realize I was actually underpaid.”