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ESPN the Magazine recently released their fourth annual Body Issue, and unfortunately some of the world’s greatest athletes were missing from this year’s publication.

Detroit Tigers slugger Prince Fielder was especially disappointed to learn he didn’t make the cut.

As a consolation prize, we invited the Home Run Derby champion to pose nude for this year’s OMGG.com Body Issue, and let’s just say he hit it out of the park.

“Prince is already being called the male Kate Upton,” said famed photographer Ryan Patterson. “In all my years, I’ve never seen a man with such a curvy figure.”

Democratic leaders have pounced on Mitt Romney for being the first presidential candidate in history with a Swiss bank account.

Many have called the 65-year old’s decision to keep his money overseas “un-American,” but Romney says it’s actually President Obama whose loyalty lies with Switzerland.

“Barack once told CNN that his favorite sandwich was ‘Turkey and Swiss‘,” the former Massachusetts governor told OMGG.com. “I wouldn’t be surprised if that traitor wore a Swatch in the 80s.”

The Republican wants to make it clear that he doesn’t keeps millions hidden in a tax-haven nation to avoid paying his fair share to Uncle Sam.

“I paid hundreds of dollars in taxes last year alone,” Romney points out. “In fact, the only reason I keep most of my cash in a Swiss bank account is because the ATM fees are lower.”

Chris Rock came under fire for wishing Americans a ‘Happy White Peoples Independence Day‘ via twitter on the Fourth of July.

While President Barack Obama called the comment “offensive” and “over the top,” his political rival actually thanked the comedian for the reminder.

Mitt Romney, who had been busy campaigning in upstate New York that morning, immediately jumped in his private jet and headed to the Hamptons.

“If I didn’t follow Chris Rock’s twitter feed so closely, I would’ve missed my favorite holiday,” the 65-year old Republican told OMGG.com. “Ann and I had a lovely brunch at Woodfield Country Club before joining the Winklevoss twins for some tennis.”