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It’s no secret that Spain is embarrassed by their hideous red and yellow Olympic uniforms this year.

“I’m plan on hiding my face during Friday’s Opening Ceremony,” said hurdler Miguel Santos. “Our outfits look like a spandex version of a mid-80s McDonald’s uniform.”

OMGG.com has learned that the ugly threads were actually inspired by a superhero.

“We haven’t won a racing medal in ages, so they tried to dress us like The Flash,” explained Santos. “We’re going to be the only athletes not getting laid in the Olympic Village this year.”

KFC? More like GAY-F-C!

After Chick-Fil-A president Dan Cathy publicly admitted he was opposed to gay marriage, its finger-lickin’ good competitor decided to let their rainbow flag fly.

KFC spokesman Aaron French told OMGG.com that not only does the fast food chain support same sex marriage, they’ve been breeding homosexual chickens since the 1970s.

“We’ve noticed that cooping the males together keeps them relaxed and quiet,” French said. “It’s like Colonel Sanders used to say, ‘More f#cking means less clucking’.”

The Huffington Post is reporting that London has ordered 100,000 condoms for athletes to use at the Olympic Village this summer.

That might not be enough.

In the 2012 ESPN the Magazine Body Issue, sports stars shared details of the scandalous behavior that goes on inside the athletes’ living quarters.

“Four years ago in Beijing, I got so hammered I fisted a giant panda,” bragged snaggletoothed swimmer Michael Phelps. “I’m going to get so much play this summer I’ll probably wrap a gold medal around my penis.”