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Welcome to McJersey Shore.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi announced via twitter today that they’ll be going out as their favorite McDonald’s characters this Halloween.

“We both should be working there, so it’s an homage of sorts,” said Sorrentino, who surprisingly knew what the word “homage” meant.

‘The Sitch’ told OMGG.com his Ronald McDonald costume involves a lot of makeup, and figures it’ll take him upwards of two hours to get dressed on Saturday night.

“I already have Grimace’s curves,” said Snooki, “so all I need to do is wrap myself in a purple Snuggie and I’m out the door.”

Senator Amy Klobuchar recently proposed S.978, a new bill that would make unauthorized web streaming of copyrighted content a felony. Justin Bieber, who rose to fame after posting his cover songs on YouTube, could be headed to the slammer for five years if the bill passes.

Selena Gomez reached out to her fans via twitter, begging them to write congress in hopes of keeping her man out of jail. “Plz save him, Beliebers! No way he survives beehind [sic] bars!” she tweeted.

While many are in agreement that stronger laws are needed to protect pirating of copyrighted material, some are questioning the true motives behind S.978.

“I know I’ll be voting in favor of it,” Senator Saxby Chambliss of Georgia told OMGG.com. “Justin really needs to be punished for cutting his beautiful, shaggy hair last year.”

We all knew it was just a matter of time before cash-strapped Lindsay Lohan appeared in Playboy…but no one could’ve predicted this.

The Freaky Friday star was forced to pose for the spread inside the L.A. County Morgue in order to have time to complete her mandatory community service before the November 2nd court date.

“Paris Hilton once told me that to be successful in showbusiness, you have to multi-task,” explained the actress. “There are only so many hours in the day to do community service, pose naked and drink.”