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November 14, 2011

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Sexclusive: Lady Gaga Sex Change Photo Found

Lady GaGa Sex Change Proof

Is the world’s most famous Lady really a Gentleman?

The Just Dance singer said she’s ready to “tell the story she’s never told” in her new music video, and that’s fueled speculation that she’s a transexual. But there’s never been proof…until now.

Earlier this evening, OMGG.com’s Urinal Photography Unit (UPU) captured this image of the singer holding her “little monster” in an Arby’s restroom just outside of Columbus, Ohio.

That’s a man, baby!

November 14, 2011

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Forgetful Rick Perry Shows Up to Debate Naked

Forgetful Rick Perry Shows Up to Debate Naked

During a debate last week, Rick Perry came under fire for forgetting the names of the three government agencies he wished to eliminate. When pressed by moderators, he blankly stared into the distance before exclaiming, “Oops!”

But that blunder pales in comparison to last night’s debacle.

The governor appeared drunk, showing up 15 minutes late for the GOP debate in South Carolina wearing nothing but a shower cap. When confronted by CBS News host Scott Pelley, the confused Texan defended his latest gaffe.

“Look, I may have forgot to put my suit on, but America doesn’t…um…shoot, I forgot what I was going to say.”

November 14, 2011

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Wilson Ramos Admits Kidnapping Hoax

Wilson Ramos Admits Kidnapping Hoax

Washington catcher Wilson Ramos came out of hiding over the weekend, admitting he faked his own kidnapping to see if anyone would care.

“I’ve never even been to Venezuela,” said Ramos, who recently finished fourth in the National League Rookie of the Year voting. “I spent most of the past week in the trunk of (teammate Jayson) Werth’s Ford Fusion.”

The elaborate hoax finally brought some attention to the Washington Nationals, a team that drew an average of just 24,877 fans a game in 2011.

“It’s nice to see our team finally get some media coverage for a change,” Nats third basemen Ryan Zimmerman told OMGG.com. “Last season we replaced Stephen Strasburg with a 12-year old Asian boy, and no one even noticed.”

November 14, 2011

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Porn Star Sasha Grey Admits She Can’t Read

Porn Star Sasha Grey Admits She Can't Read

Porn star Sasha Grey set off a media frenzy after photos surfaced of her reading to first-grade children last week as part of the ‘Read Across America’ volunteer program.

But the actress, known best for her hit films Face Invaders 4 and Masturbation Nation, made a startling admission to OMGG.com this morning.

“I can’t read,” revealed the 23-year old. “It was a publicity stunt to make me a household name, and it appears to have worked.”

So what was she really doing at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA?

“It’s going to sound so cliché,” confessed Grey, “but I was banging the principal.”

November 14, 2011

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Hairy Hottie: Kim Kardashian

Hairy Hottie: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is at the center of a hairy new lawsuit.

A competitor is claiming that Kim misled consumers by claiming she no longer shaves, but instead uses TRIA, a laser hair-removal system, all over her body.

But Kardashian says the lawsuit is bogus, and an unlikely witness has even come to her defense — ex-husband Kris Humphries.

“I begged Kim to shave, but she never would,” Humphries told OMGG.com. “It was like making love to Teen Wolf.”