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Terrell Owens is no longer having money issues, thanks to generous gifts he recently from his brood of illegitimate kids.

The former NFL receiver told OMGG.com he was finally able to climb out of debt after pawning all the presents he received this Father’s Day.

Owens isn’t the only football star who made out like a bandit on Sunday.

New York Jets star Antonio Cromartie, who now has 12 children with nine different women, told us his financial woes are now a thing of the past.

The New York Jets asked Tim Tebow to bulk up, hoping to use him as part of their “ground-and-pound” Wildcat package.

“I wanted to show the organization how committed I was,” the backup quarterback told OMGG.com. “So every moment of the offseason that I wasn’t in church, I could be found in a pizza shop.”

Tebow arrived at minicamp last week weighing over 300 pounds.

“He’s bigger than most of our offensive linemen,” said head coach Rex Ryan. “While I wish he wasn’t so fat, let’s be honest…he’s still a better quarterback option than Mark Sanchez!”

Timothy Bradley said he isn’t sure why anyone is questioning his controversial victory over Manny Pacquiao.

“People point out the fact that he landed a much higher percentage of punches,” the boxer told OMGG.com. “But what they fail to mention is that I destroyed him in the ‘punches taken’ category.”

We caught up with one of the judges to see if he regretted awarding the fight to Bradley.

“If I were to base my decision solely on who fought better, than yeah, Manny won,” Duane Ford admitted. “But as a rule of thumb, I think it’s really important to root for the underdog.”

According to Sports Illustrated, LeBron James is a dork.

“During the NBA Finals, he’s too busy studying to participate in practices,” admitted Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra. “A lot of people don’t realize this, but he’s currently getting his Masters in Biological Engineering at MIT.”

Many have speculated his thirst for knowledge is the reason he has yet to win a title, but James disagrees.

“It’s incongruous to blame a metaphysical paradigm,” said the three-time league MVP. “Simple ‘Bayesian linear regression’ indicates that barring injury, I’ll win two to three championship rings by the time I retire.”

Lance Armstrong was banned from competing in triathlons yesterday amid new allegations of performance-enhancing drug use.

The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency said blood samples collected from the 40-year old in 2009 and 2010 were consistent with “manipulation.”

Armstrong says the stress associated with competing is responsible for his bacne flare-ups and 40 pounds of new muscle mass — not steroids.

“When I heard they ousted me, I tore a phone book in half with my bare hands,” the seven-time Tour de France winner told OMGG.com. “All these accusations have filled me with uncontrollable rage!”