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Reality star Kristin Cavallari claims she has no idea how her on-again/off-again fiancé Jay Cutler got her pregnant.

The gold-digging blonde, who says her NFL boyfriend began using prophylactics after noticing she replaced her birth control pills with Tic Tacs, insists the pregnancy was unplanned.

So where does the couple, who broke up less than six months ago due to Cutler’s unwillingness to commit, go from here?

“I just want what’s best for the baby,” Cavallari told OMGG.com. “Marrying Jay’s $49.7 million contract…er, I mean Jay…is the right thing to do.”

Billy Cundiff has a good excuse for missing the game-tying field goal in the AFC Championship game on Sunday.

He was hammered.

The Baltimore Ravens kicker says he usually has a few sips of tequila to “calm his nerves” before each attempt, but lost track of how much he drank before the biggest field goal try of his career.

After the kick sailed wide left, the boozy Cundiff angered his teammates by raising his arms in celebration.

“In my defense, I was seeing double,” explained the kicker. “The ball sailed right through the goalpost I was aiming for.”

Dude looks like a Brady.

After Steven Tyler butchered the National Anthem before yesterday’s AFC Championship game, a patriotic Tom Brady went ballistic.

“He went straight for the man’s jugular,” said Pats coach Bill Belichick. “I was afraid he was going to kill him.”

Ray Lewis nearly stepped in to save the Aerosmith singer, but opted not to.

“I restrained myself after taking a closer look,” said the Baltimore Ravens linebacker . “From a distance, it looked like Tom was choking a helpless, old homeless woman.”

During Saturday night’s matchup of the two handsomest quarterbacks in the NFL, Tom Brady’s New England Patriots dominated Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos.

“It just doesn’t make any sense,” said the weak-armed Tebow. “I’m not sure what I did to cause the Lord to turn on me like that.”

Brady, who threw for six touchdowns to Tebow’s zero, admitted he spent the entire week in church while his opponent wasted his time practicing.

“To put it simply, we got out-prayed today,” Broncos safety Brian Dawkins told OMGG.com after the game.

A new, secret National Hockey League report revealed that the only profitable teams over the last few years were located in Canada.

Hockey, nearly impossible to watch unless you’re looking to nap or live somewhere boring like Winnipeg, may be headed for bankruptcy unless more teams move north of the border.

All-time great Wayne Gretzky urged American fans to pack arenas in 2012, saying it may be the only way to save the silly, useless sport.

“Hold on a minute, so he’s saying professional hockey is still around?” asked stunned sports fan Damon Paine.  “I was told they shut down the NHL in the late-90s!”