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Already suspended five games for expressing admiration for Fidel Castro, Ozzie Guillen dropped another bombshell today.

The Miami Marlins manager is actually BFFs with the Cuban leader.

Guillen was forced to come forward after his Myspace page was hacked, revealing photos of the bearded ruler and himself partying it up at Spring Break last year.

“It’s true that Fidel was a brutal dictator who caused his people unthinkable pain for over 50 years,” admitted Guillen. “But once you get a few wine coolers in him, you realize he’s really not that evil.”

At 4-0, the New York Mets have the best record in the major leagues.

“I don’t want to look ahead, but we’re clearly the team to beat,” manager Terry Collins said after his team defeated the lowly Washington Nationals last night, 4-3. “I’m thinking I may pull David (Wright) from the lineup soon to rest him for the playoffs.”

After finishing fourth in the NL East the last few seasons, the usually-disappointing Mets say it’s great to be back on top.

“The champagne is being iced as we speak,” oft-injured pitcher Johan Santana told OMGG.com. “I’d be shocked if we didn’t go undefeated this season.”

Kentucky steamrolled Kansas in Monday night’s NCAA championship game, easily winning the eighth national title in school history.

After leading by 18 points in the first half, the NBA-ready Wildcats admit they began feeling sorry for their overmatched opponents.

“They were so small and weak, we worked really hard to not block all their shots,” said freshman star Anthony Davis. “They still couldn’t score, I think they were intimidated by my unibrow.”

Kentucky’s head coach John Calipari says in hindsight, there is nothing more he could’ve done.

“Sitting our stars wouldn’t have helped, because our bench would’ve dominated their pathetic starting five,” said the 2012 SEC Coach of the Year. “At one point, I even threatened to take away player paychecks if they didn’t stop the slaughter.”

After learning that Magic Johnson purchased his former baseball team, Los Angeles Dodgers great Mike Piazza decided to return the favor.

“I’m pleased to announce that I bought the Los Angeles Lakers earlier today,” announced the legendary catcher via twitter.

News of the transaction came as a surprise to many, including longtime owner Jerry Buss, who told OMGG.com that Piazza is a “certified nutjob” and the Lakers have never been for sale.

“This morning, Mike did offer to buy the team for ten thousand dollars cash and an autographed bat,” said the 78-year old businessman. “Moments after I rejected him, he fired off a rambling email letting me know that he traded Kobe (Bryant).”

The University of Kentucky men’s basketball team was getting tired of the lack of competition in the NCAA tournament, so last night they opted to cede from the Southeastern Conference and become the NBA’s 31st team.

In their pro debut, the Wildcats crushed the Toronto Raptors 104-89.

Ernie Johnson had called it “hysterical” when fellow TNT analyst Charles Barkley predicted Kentucky could beat a couple NBA teams last weekend, but no one’s laughing now.

“Before everyone gets too excited, I’d wait to see how we do against the Chicago Bulls tonight,” former freshman/current rookie Anthony Davis told OMGG.com. “To be honest, I’m pretty sure Kentucky’s women’s team could beat the Raptors.”