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Now that Newt Gingrich is atop the GOP field in the latest CNN poll, members of the White House Planning Committee are beginning to panic.

“A Newt Gingrich presidency will cost taxpayers millions of dollars,” said Megan Oiler, head of the Political Transition Coordinating Council. “A mistress clothing allowance, a substantial Twinkie budget and seatbelt extenders on Air Force One are just a few of the additional expenses.”

While Newt’s reps acknowledge the potentially hefty tab, they insist it could be worse.

“White House doorways were already widened in 1933 to accomodate Franklin D. Roosevelt’s wheelchair,” said Gingrich spokesman Andy Hecker. “So at least no major construction would be necessary there.”

Benetton’s new ad campaign showing world leaders kissing each other has caused quite a stir.

President Obama addressed the controversy today, slamming the photo depicting him making out with Chinese President Hu Jintao.

“It’s downright laughable,” the US President told OMGG.com. “I’ve never even found Asian men attractive.”

As for the clothing chain’s image of him swapping spit with Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez?

“That was an old paparazzi pic from the Summit of the Americas,” Obama admitted. “Not that it’s an excuse, but I was really drunk.”

During a debate last week, Rick Perry came under fire for forgetting the names of the three government agencies he wished to eliminate. When pressed by moderators, he blankly stared into the distance before exclaiming, “Oops!”

But that blunder pales in comparison to last night’s debacle.

The governor appeared drunk, showing up 15 minutes late for the GOP debate in South Carolina wearing nothing but a shower cap. When confronted by CBS News host Scott Pelley, the confused Texan defended his latest gaffe.

“Look, I may have forgot to put my suit on, but America doesn’t…um…shoot, I forgot what I was going to say.”

A fifth victim stepped forward today, accusing GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain of being a groper.

“He touched me after our debate last weekend,” claimed a quivering Newt Gingrich. “I’ve never felt so violated.”

Cain, who slipped in the polls Monday after being accused of reaching for a woman’s genitals back in 1997, says this latest accusation is just a ploy by Gingrich to garner sympathy votes.

“I want Americans to know that I did not have sexual relations with that man,” Cain told OMGG.com. “I can assure you that if I’m going to sexually harass any of the candidates, it’s going to be Romney.”

For the second straight year, the Obamas plan to hand out Halloween treats to local children at the White House this Sunday. But it’ll be a whole lot scarier this time around.

The First Family revealed that they’ll each be wearing the costumes of their favorite dictators.

“Like the rest of America, the Obamas often struggle to come up with that perfect costume,” the president told OMGG.com. “I’m pretty sure we hit it out of the park this year, though.”

Michelle Obama admitted that going as evil oppressors wasn’t the family’s first choice.

“We thought about going as Kardashians,” admitted the First Lady, “but we decided it’d be best to steer clear of anything controversial.”