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May 10, 2012

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Mitt Romney Still Opposes Gay Marriage, But…

Barack Obama came out in support of gay marriage on Tuesday, but it was Mitt Romney who grabbed the headlines with a controversial announcement of his own.

Speaking at a campaign event in Oklahoma City, the GOP candidate admitted he supports bestiality, as long as it’s consensual.

OMGG.com caught up with the former Massachusetts governor, who told us he still believes that marriage should only be a relationship between a man and a woman.

“The thought of two men making out makes me want to vomit,” Romney told us. “But I see nothing wrong with a man having intercourse with an animal…as long as the beast in question is female.”

May 9, 2012

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Wealthy Sheikh Pays Kate Upton to Dance All Day in a Bikini

Kate Upton’s Cat Daddy dance became an instant sensation after hitting the web a little over a week ago. In fact, he bouncy blonde’s YouTube video has already amassed over four million views.

One man who noticed the hot 19-year old was Sheikh Mohammed bin Larsai al-Rapatayan of Saudi Arabia, who decided it was finally time to put his fortune to good use.

The Arab chief flew Upton to his palace in the city of Jeddah, where she has joined his harem in exchange for mass amounts of jewelry and cash.

“It sickens me to hear the Americans say I view Kate as some sort of sex object,” the billionairre oil tycoon told OMGG.com. “She is only here because I have a deep appreciation for the art of dance.”

May 9, 2012

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Nic Cage’s ‘Ghost Rider’ Character Attempts to Join ‘Avengers 2′ Cast

As we previously reported, Nicolas Cage is a bit behind on his taxes.

With The Avengers cleaning up at the box office, the 48-year old actor saw an opportunity to get out of debt by bringing back Johnny Blaze and joining the gang for the recently-announced sequel.

Sadly, the team of popular superheroes weren’t having it.

“Um, not to be a jerk or anything, but the only thing Ghost Rider can do is cover himself in flames and ride around on a motorcycle,” Captain America told OMGG.com. “Even Nic’s Con Air character with the balding mullet had more powers than that!”

May 8, 2012

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EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: John Travolta’s Erotic Massage

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: John Travolta’s Erotic Massage

A shocking accusation has landed John Travolta in hot oil water.

A lawsuit has been filed against the Grease star, who is being accused of fondling a masseur’s penis during an erotic rubdown at the Beverly Hills Hotel recently.

OMGG.com uncovered what appears to be surveillance video of a semi-nude Travolta really enjoying himself on the day in question, but the actor claims it isn’t him on the tape.

“As a Scientologist, it’s against my religion to lay down with another man,” the 58-year old explained. “I mean, what’s next…someone accusing Tom Cruise of being gay?”

May 8, 2012

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Robert Pattinson Arrives at 2012 Met Gala in His Underwear

As expected, several Hollywood A-listers showed up to The Costume Institute’s annual Met Gala, the most exclusive fashion event in the world. Sadly, one celebrity didn’t care enough to wear pants.

Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson, known for a nonchalant attitude that drives teen girls (and confused young men) wild, walked the red carpet in his boxer briefs last night.

The douchey move, no doubt intended to prove he’s too cool to care, was surprisingly well-received by fashion icons around the world.

“Robert’s look will revolutionize men’s boxers,” said Gala co-chair Anna Wintour. “I’m told he even inspired Calvin Klein to create a line of reduced-crotch underwear for men lacking bulge.”