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It looks like the New Orleans Saints weren’t the only team with a bounty program.

OMGG.com has learned that oft-fined Steelers linebacker James Harrison once contributed to a pool intended to pay money for injuring NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

An investigation showed that both players and league officials were offered $1000 for tackling Goodell at an NFL game, $5000 for giving him a wedgie or $10,000 for urinating on him, with payouts doubling if done in front of his family.

“Bounty programs intended to hurt or injure players are wrong, and I commend the commissioner for putting an end to them,” said New York Jets holy man Tim Tebow. “That being said, I applaud Harrison for trying to embarrass that smug prick.”

After Time magazine’s ‘Attachment Parenting’ issue became the most talked about edition in years, publishers announced plans to up ante next week by showcasing Jennifer Lopez breastfeeding her much-younger boyfriend, Casper Smart.

“We took a chance showing a three-year old sucking on his mother’s breast this week, and it’s projected to be our bestselling magazine ever,” revealed Time‘s Editor-in-Chief, Robin Belle. “Our expectations are through the roof for next week’s controversial ‘Cougar Dating’ cover.”

Lopez revealed exclusively to OMGG.com that her Time photo shoot nearly didn’t happen, as Casper had a temper tantrum on his way to the studio.

“My little man was cranky because he had to skip his afternoon nap,” the 42-year old singer told us. “But he finally agreed to sit still after the photographer promised him a cherry lollipop.”

Spirit Air is being criticized for planning to charge customers with carry-ons up to $100, but the new baggage cost isn’t the budget airline’s most obnoxious proposed fee.

“In this economy, you need to come up with innovative ways to keep airfare inexpensive,” explained Grady Farmer, Spirit’s Director of Marketing. “For example, you can fly from New York to Los Angeles on Spirit for only $9, as long as you’re willing to pay our $400 ‘seat charge’.”

Other airlines have decided to follow suit, including American, which recently announced an additional $200 toll for male passengers, $225 for females.

“We are proud to be the only airline that still allows our passengers to check two bags at no cost,” Southwest employee Amanda Wowchuk told OMGG.com. “Our customers also get great customer service, peanuts and non-alcoholic beverages… all complimentary with our new $200 reservation fee!”