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In a rare interview with OMGG.com, Ben Affleck admitted he’s been purposefully sabotaging his career since 1997.

“He’s what’s known as a fructuphobe,” explained psychologist Peter Burles. “It’s the fear of success, and some of Hollywood’s most talented stars suffer from it.”

Affleck was disturbed that critics enjoyed The Town, and seems depressed that early reviews of his new film, Argo, have also been overwhelmingly positive.

But the actor promises to return to his roots by starring in nothing but crap from here on out.

“I may do Gigli 2 or a Daredevil sequel,” the handsome 39-year old told us. “I yearn for the good ol’ days, when I sucked.”

There was a time when no one in showbusiness guaranteed a sh#tty performance quite like Ben. Surviving Christmas. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Pearl Harbor. Reindeer Games. Clerks II. Smokin’ Aces. Dogma. The list of terrible movies goes on and on.

But if he’s purposefully choosing bad roles, why were his last couple of films so well-received?

“Have you ever heard the saying ‘even a broken clock is right twice a day’?,” asked film critic Roger Ebert. “Mr. Affleck has made so many movies that a couple of them were bound to be watchable.”

Jennifer Lopez has decided to do the honorable thing and put raising her son boyfriend ahead of her career.

The singer will forego a reported $15 million contract from American Idol to spend more time with her adorable boy toy, Casper Smart.

The young backup dancer told OMGG.com he’s worried his sugar momma will have to cut his allowance now that she’s unemployed.

“I assured Casper I don’t need the money,” Lopez said. “I just want to spend more time together, he’s been growing up so fast!”

Tim Tebow is furious that his name is being used to sell religious shirts online.

“This is the second time Jesus has used my likeness to make a fast buck,” the pious gunslinger told OMGG.com. “If the Lord is having money problems he needs to find himself a real job.”

Last July, Tebow’s attorneys sent a cease and desist letter to The Almighty after a bobblehead of the Son of God holding the quarterback’s Broncos jersey was spotted for sale on eBay.

“My Savior needs to re-read the bible when he has a minute,” said the Jets signal caller. “Timothy 6:10 clearly states, ‘the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils’.”