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A beautiful woman was surrounded by confused nerds last night after accidentally walking into the San Diego Convention Center during Comic-Con.

“I got the days mixed up and thought there was a flower show in town,” explained 25-year old Amanda Windson. “Next thing I know, I’m bombarded by geeks asking if they can take a photo of me.”

Despite being surrounded by hundreds of morbidly obese men dressed in superhero costumes, it was hard to miss the buxom blonde as she scurried towards the exit.

“I felt kind of bad for her, to be honest,” said Star Trek aficionado Justin Harlan. “Everywhere she walked, a trail of masturbating virgins were right behind her.”

Rumors are swirling that American Idol is considering Charlie Sheen for next year’s judging panel to help boost sagging ratings.

“Charlie says he’ll only do the show if Jennifer Lopez returns,” Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe told OMGG.com. “He also insists that she does the show topless.”

Sheen’s wild demands didn’t stop there.

“I require a stocked bar underneath the judges table, and I want my trailer transformed into a brothel,” said the 46-year old actor. “Oh, and eventually I’d like to see Randy Jackson replaced with a giraffe.”

After three decades together, British supergroup Chumbawamba has called it quits.

“Putting out a new hit song every 30 years took a lot out of us,” admitted singer Boff Whalley. “We’d like to thank our fans for making Tubthumper one of the bestselling casette tapes of 1997.”

A special committee unanimously voted the band into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this morning, agreeing they couldn’t wait until 2013 for the official list of inductees to be announced.

“We’re happy to be retiring at the height of our popularity,” backup drummer Mike Temblador told OMGG.com. “Not to brag, but on our last US tour we nearly sold out the Tulsa State Fair.”