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August 3, 2012

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Swimmer Caught Tweeting During 4x100m Relay

Will the 2012 Olympics be remembered for all the the competing…or the tweeting?

While two athletes and one journalist have already been banned from London’s Summer Games for their inflammatory Twitter posts, several others have felt the backlash of typing first and thinking later.

Australian swimmer Emily Seebohm is the latest to face criticism for checking her Twitter page in the middle of the women’s 4x100m medley relay.

“In hindsight, it did cost our team the gold medal,” a disappointed Seebohm told OMGG.com. “But on the other hand, I couldn’t wait to find out why Scott Baio was trending.”

August 2, 2012

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Drunk Olympians Apologize for Badminton Scandal

Wang Xiaoli and Yu Yang are outraged at allegations claiming they purposely lost their badminton match on Tuesday.

According to the pair, they were just a little tipsy.

“We’d been playing beer pong all morning at a pub in Trafalgar Square,” insisted Xiaoli. “How come they check us for steroids but refuse to give us breathalyzer tests?”

The world champion pair were expelled from the remainder of the Olympics for throwing the match, despite appealing their case to the IOC.

“Personally, I’m glad they’re gone,” swimmer Ryan Lochte told OMGG.com. “Phelps and I were getting awfully tired of their 3 a.m. booty calls.”

August 2, 2012

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Michael Phelps Has Latest Gold Medal Melted Into Braces

Michael Phelps has silver medals melted down into braces to fix hideous teeth

Michael Phelps is obviously a winner, but he’s never been able to flash a winning smile.

The snaggletoothed swimmer decided to change that this morning by having his Olympic-record 19th medal melted down and made into braces.

Orthodontist Larry Parra told OMGG.com he was thrilled with Phelps’ decision to finally do something about those hideous teeth of his.

“It’ll be nice to watch one of his Subway commercials without having to wince every time he opens his mouth,” said Dr. Parra. “The man’s chompers were so crooked the British were starting to claim him.”

August 2, 2012

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Ryan Lochte Admits to Underwater Affair With Australian Swimmer

Has Ryan Lochte finally found the love of his life…in the Olympic pool?

OMGG.com’s team of underwater paparazzi captured some serious sexual tension between the Golden God and Aussie hottie Blair Evans, despite rumors that both have significant others waiting for them back home.

Sadly, we’re being told that the swimming swingers have caused a serious rift on the U.S. Men’s team, but it has nothing to do with the alleged infidelity.

“I wish I could just sit here and be content with my 19 medals,” a jealous Michael Phelps told us. “But seeing those two together make me realize that all I’ve ever wanted to drape around my neck was Ryan.”

August 1, 2012

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Has Ye Shiwen Been Exposed?

Olympian Ye Shiwen has been caught red big handed.

After the swimmer shaved five seconds off her personal best time and broke two World Records this week, experts were baffled when the teen sensation tested steroid-free.

This morning, however, a team of investigators discovered that the 16-year old’s hands have been genetically enlarged — a clear violation of Olympic rules.

“IOC officials thought something looked fishy when all the gold medalists lined up for their Wheaties box photos,” said Olympic spokeswoman Jackie Doty. “U.S. gymnastics star Jordyn Wieber is actually just 4″ taller than Shiwen’s thumb.”