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August 10, 2012

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Caster Semenya Sprouts Beard During 800m Run

Making his her Olympic debut three years after being forced to undergo gender tests, Caster Semenya finished second in her 800m preliminary heat on Wednesday morning.

Sadly, things got a little hairy during the race, as the 21-year old was sporting some serious facial fuzz by the time she crossed the finish line at 2:00.71.

While a Top 2 finish would normally guarantee a spot in tomorrow’s medal round, Olympic officials aren’t sure whether or not to let the whiskered wonder compete.

“I’ll be so hurt if they don’t let me represent my country,” the South African star told OMGG.com. “It’d be even more painful than that time I was kicked in the nuts.”

August 10, 2012

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Fox News: Is Gabby Douglas Really American?

Fox News questioned Gabby Douglas’ patriotism recently, after the 16-year old wore a pink uniform during the individual all-around gymnastics competition last week.

“She’s likely some sort of Russian spy,” remarked Fox commentator/lunatic Ann Coulter. “There’s no other reasonable explanation for not wearing red, white and blue at all times.”

Billionaire Donald Trump took the accusations a step further.

“My Tea Party friends and I agree that this is a massive cover-up,” said the bloated real estate magnate. “I won’t rest until that little girl shows me her birth certificate.”

August 10, 2012

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Victoria Beckham Reveals Why She Never Smiles

Are Victoria’s teeth bending like Beckham?

Posh Spice has always had a reputation for being unapproachable, mostly because she’s never photographed smiling.

But OMGG.com has learned that the 38-year old is actually extremely friendly — she’s just embarrassed of her unsightly British chompers.

“We spoke with an orthodontist, and he agreed that braces will do wonders for her confidence,” said David, Victoria’s soccer star husband. “She’s going to get some as soon as we come across a Groupon deal for Invisalign.”

August 9, 2012

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Usain Bolt Criticized for Making Phone Call During Race

Usain Bolt Criticized for Making Phone Call During Race

Usain Bolt has always been cocky, but his behavior during today’s gold medal-winning race was downright childish.

A few steps into his 200 meter victory, the 25-year old Jamaican whipped out his iPhone and called fellow sprinter Yohan Blake.

OMGG.com caught up with the world’s fastest man, who told us what was so urgent it couldn’t wait.

“In addition to being my countryman, Johan is one of my closest friends,” explained Bolt. “I wanted to be the first to congratulate him on the silver medal he was about to win.”

August 9, 2012

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EXCLUSIVE: Naked Randy Travis Arrest Photos

Randy Travis’ mugshot photos are spreading across the web like wildfire, but OMGG.com is the first to show a picture of the country star at the scene of the crime.

Travis, who was found naked and bruised less than a block from his latest DWI car wreck, insists he’s innocent of all charges.

The shamed singer told police the cuts on his face were caused by a giant brown bear, who mauled him before force-feeding him alcohol and tearing off his clothes.

But this morning, Travis changed his story about the grizzly.

“I didn’t lie when I said I recalled a big, hairy thing coming at me,” explained the 53-year old. “Now that I’ve sobered up, however, I realize it might’ve just been Toby Keith.”