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Kate Middleton is reportedly furious after learning that her husband/golden ticket is infatuated with Hollywood’s craziest mom, Dina Lohan.

Prince William allegedly contacted the 48-year old after reading in Maxim that she thought he was sexy. Lindsay’s mama and the royal stud hit it off almost instantly, and now he’s said to be smitten…often Facebook Messaging her after Kate falls asleep!

Rumors are circulating that Prince William’s July trip to promote the British film industry in Los Angeles was really just an excuse to cozy up to Dina.  OMGG!

The final installment of the Harry Potter franchise is in theaters now, and while all three of the film’s leading characters have grown up, only two of them have aged well.

Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the title role, is a handsome young man and one of Broadway’s biggest stars. Emma Watson, who co-stars as Potter’s sidekick “Hermione,” is a Burberry model and arguably one of Hollywood’s most beautiful actresses. But the third member of the famous trio, Rupert Grint (the hapless but loyal Ron Weasley), has seen his looks steadily decline since the Potter series premiered in 2001.

Puberty wasn’t kind to Grint. Producers allegedly petitioned to have Weasley killed off by Lord Voldemort, but author J.K. Rowling insisted the films stay true to the books.

“We really struggled with this kid,” recalls Jessica Rose Osgood, the makeup artist on 2007’s Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. “They claimed I made Rupert look like a goblin, and that was before he’d even sat in my chair.”

The once adorable, ginger-haired lad was recently named one of VH1’s Creepiest Guys Ever and is currently working as a plumber in Northern Liverpool.

OMGG would like to apologize for yesterday’s post in the Obituary section, where we wrongfully reported the passing of actor Ricky Schroder. Our editors have learned that it was the former Silver Spoons star’s career that died, not the actor himself.

“He’d been landing roles based on name recognition, but that stops now,” announced Ken Howard, President of the Screen Actors Guild. “With the cancelation of No Ordinary Family, I can assure you that Mr. Schroder will officially never work again in this town again.”

Schroder, who was ranked #18 in VH1’s list of the 100 Greatest Kid Stars, said he feels like he may still has one more show left in him.

“Bullsh#t,” said Joshua Cox, whose long-running Lifetime series Strong Medicine, was axed just weeks after Schroder came aboard. “Ricky’s portrayal of Dr. Dylan West set dramatic actors back 20 years.”