July of 2008 was a very important month in world history. NASA announced the discovery of water on Mars and leaders of the G8 Summit agreed to cut world greenhouse gas emissions by 50%. But far and away, the most significant event occurred on the 12th of the month, when Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt’s twin babies.
People Magazine paid a record $14 million for the exclusive first photos. The offspring of arguably the two best-looking people on the planet had finally arrived!
“We considered making it a national holiday,” revealed then-President George W. Bush.
But when pictures of Vivienne and Knox were finally made public, no one was blown away.
“What the hell?” commented Pitt super-fan Donna Gelton at the time. “They look just like regular kids.”
Nearly three years later, not much has changed. TV Fashion consultant Tim Gunn recently told Entertainment Tonight, “Knox has weak cheekbones and Vivienne dresses like someone twice her age.”
Brad Pitt is said to be taking the reality of his twins’ so-so looks the hardest.
His assistant told OMGG.com, “Brad has resorted to ‘uglying himself up’ to make Viv and Knox appear more attractive. But nothing seems to be working, not even that shaggy grey goatee he tried for a while.”
September 14, 2011
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