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After having a hot dog thrown at him over the weekend, Tiger Woods is rumored to be considering retirement.

“Tiger hasn’t been able to sleep since the incident,” said Eugene Beckles, Woods’ caddie. “It was especially traumatizing because he’s a vegetarian.”

Woods, who has lost nearly all of his endorsements since being caught cheating on his wife and is no longer in the Top 100 according to the latest World Golf Rankings, says this weekend’s loss and talk of retirement can be blamed solely on the hot dog toss, not his diminishing golf skills.

“I have very high blood pressure,” Woods told OMGG.com. “Had that wiener landed in my mouth, it could’ve killed me.”

Paul McCartney wed American Nancy Shevell yesterday in a simple civil ceremony attended by close family and friends…and one uninvited guest.

Yoko Ono, whose long-standing feud with McCartney is no secret, said she just assumed her invitation had been lost in the mail.

“I didn’t mean to take away from Paul’s little ceremony,” Ono told OMGG.com after security escorted her out. “But I’d like to point out that it would’ve been John’s (Lennon) 71st birthday today.”

McCartney later apologized for having Ono removed from Old Marylebone Town Hall, saying it was a case of mistaken identity.

“Several guests were rattled thinking (North Korean dictator) Kim Jong-il had showed up,” said the former Beatle.

By Sebastian Updyke
OMGG.com Film/TV Critic
October 7, 2011

What happens when you cross a male porn star with a down-and-out boxer from Philly and a rugged version of the robot from Short Circuit?

“Yo, Adrian! Johnny Five is Alive…in my pants!!!”

An inspired story of love, dedication and horny robots, this film documents the journey of retired boxer Phil Secks (played by Hugh Jackman), as he attempts to meet 18-year old men at small-town Automation Conferences. After falling for a lifelike humanoid (voiced by Ryan Gosling), he embarks on a journey to find his lover’s architect (Lex Steele)…and ends up learning some valuable life lessons along the way.

Real Steel starts out slow, but *SPOILER ALERT* the last half hour is full of man-on-robot sex.

The Bottom Line: A greased-up Hugh Jackman, confused teenage “mandroids” and a porno legend make this film a winner for the whole family.

Rating: 6 out of 5 Stars