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Tiger Woods Blames Latest Loss on Hot Dog

October 10, 2011

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Tiger Woods Blames Latest Loss on Hot Dog

After having a hot dog thrown at him over the weekend, Tiger Woods is rumored to be considering retirement.

“Tiger hasn’t been able to sleep since the incident,” said Eugene Beckles, Woods’ caddie. “It was especially traumatizing because he’s a vegetarian.”

Woods, who has lost nearly all of his endorsements since being caught cheating on his wife and is no longer in the Top 100 according to the latest World Golf Rankings, says this weekend’s loss and talk of retirement can be blamed solely on the hot dog toss, not his diminishing golf skills.

“I have very high blood pressure,” Woods told OMGG.com. “Had that wiener landed in my mouth, it could’ve killed me.”

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